Quadruple d100 C-c-c-combo: Animal Familiars

Never feed your Familiar after midnight

So back in good old 2014, Arnold K. informed us all that we were doing familiars wrong. There are many other bloggers who have done good work with Familiars, perhaps my other favorite of which is James' work on Ten Foot Polemic. Because I've gone off the deep end with these d100 tables lately, I've put together a little random resource for all y'all having fun with Familiars. If you want just an animal companion, just roll on the Trait and Animal tables. If you are doing a familiar, roll on all four. Most of the animal categories have d6 additional examples below the charts. If you don't know what the animal is, look it up on Wikipedia like I did!

Roll	Trait	Animal
1	Absentminded	Afrotheria
2	Agonizing	Annelids
3	Aloof	Antelopes
4	Arbitrary	Ants
5	Articulate	Apes
6	Bizarre	Bears
7	Business-like	Bees
8	Busy	Big Beetles
9	Cantankerous	Bovine
10	Charismatic	Butterflies
11	Clear-headed	Camelids
12	Clever	Canids
13	Companionly	Cetaceans
14	Compassionate	Chameleon
15	Conscientious	Corals
16	Cowardly	Corvids
17	Crass	Crocodilia
18	Cruel	Crustaceans
19	Cultured	Cryptid
20	Deceitful	Decorative Fish
21	Decisive	Deer
22	Deep	Domestic Birds
23	Dependent	Eagles
24	Devious	Echinoderms
25	Dishonest	Edentata (outdated)
26	Dry	Eels
27	Dynamic	Eulipotyphla
28	Elegant	Exotic Birds
29	Emotional	Extint
30	Firm	Falcons
31	Flexible	Felines
32	Forgiving	Fish
33	Formal	Flightless Birds
34	Fraudulent	Fly
35	Gentle	Frogs
36	Gullible	Fungi
37	Healthy	Gastropods
38	Hearty	Gekkota
39	Helpful	Goats
40	Iconoclastic	Herpestoidea
41	Imaginative	Iguanas
42	Impressionable	Illuminated
43	Insouciant	Jellyfish
44	Kind	Lacertoids
45	Logical	Lagomorphs
46	Mawkish	Large Rodents
47	Melancholic	Lemuriforms
48	Miserly	Lizard
49	Moralistic	Marsupials
50	Multi-leveled	Megabat
51	Mystical	Microbat
52	Naive	Monitors
53	Narcissistic	Monotremes
54	Narrow	Moths
55	Neglectful	Mustelids
56	Neutral	Myriapoda
57	Noncommittal	Mythological
58	Noncompetitive	New World Monkeys
59	Obnoxious	Newt
60	Old-fashioned	Non-Venomous Snakes
61	Opinionated	Octopus
62	Organized	Odd-Toes Ungulants
63	Peaceful	Old World Monkeys
64	Petty	Other Arachnids
65	Plodding	Other Arthropods
66	Possessive	Other Carnivora
67	Prejudiced	Other Mollusks
68	Private	Owls
69	Prudent	Parasites
70	Realistic	Parrot
71	Regimental	Plant
72	Repentant	Raccoons
73	Romantic	Salamander
74	Scrupulous	Scorpions
75	Secretive	Sea Birds
76	Sedentary	Seals
77	Selfish	Sharks
78	Sentimental	Small Beetles
79	Small-thinking	Small Rodents
80	Soft	Songbirds
81	Sporting	Spiders
82	Stable	Squid
83	Stoic	Swine
84	Strong	Toads
85	Submissive	Turtles
86	Sympathetic	Venomous Snakes
87	Systematic	Vultures
88	Tasteful	Wasps
89	Teacherly	Waterfowls
90	Thoughtless	Weird Beetles
91	Trusting	Clockwork- Roll again, its powered by a key and gears
92	Understanding	Taxidermied- Roll again, it's stuffed
93	Undisciplined	Albino- Roll again, it's white and burns easily in the sun
94	Unfriendly	Mutant- Roll again, and roll on mutation table.
95	Unimpressive	Pygmy- Roll again, Half sized
96	Vacuous	Dire- Roll again, twice as big
97	Well-rounded	Polycephaly- Roll again, has 1d6 heads
98	Wistful	Amphisbaena- Roll again, has head on either end
99	Youthful	Chimera- Roll Twice and mix
100	Zany	Human

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Roll	True Form	Motivation
1	Tiny Golden Humanoid	Petty Revenge
2	Mass of Writhing Tentacles	Iconoclasm
3	Gem encrusted skull	Purging The Weak
4	Nothing	Toppling The Powerful
5	Animal made of teeth	Political Power
6	Hideous Homunculus	Sexual pursuits
7	Living Bloodstain	Self Disillusionment
8	Cherub	Cosmic Truth
9	Tiny Black Hole	Magical Power
10	Living Drawing	Construction of “Great Work”
11	Formless Shadow	Aligning the Stars
12	Inverted Animal	Completing “The Ritual”
13	Faceless Animal (or Faced Plant)	Evangelism
14	Giant Amoeba	Consumption of Flesh
15	Floating Eyeball	Pursuit of Wealth
16	Skeletal Animal	Exploration
17	Brown Jenkin	Ars gratia artis
18	Boneless Animal	Charity
19	Many Colorful Bubbles	Directionless Sadism
20	Pulsing Mass of Meat	Nihilism
21	Empty Skin	Extreme Vainglory
22	Noxious Cloud	Selfless Altruism
23	Goat-Headed Child	Purification of Self
24	d% Extra Eyes	Purification of Others
25	Mirrored Master	Unfission
26	Devilish Imp	Black/White Justice
27	Wheel covered in eyes	Blue/Orange Justice
28	Floating Cosmic Fetus	Anarchy
29	Blemmyes	Obsessive Random Collecting
30	Nightgaunt	Glory Hound
31	Flying polyp	Spreading Moral Decay
32	Living Lightning	Spreading Moral Enlightenment
33	Living Fire	Targeted Assassination
34	Living Smoke	Wanton Violence
35	Tiny Dragon	Prevention of Entropy
36	Living Severed Hand	Encouragement of Entropy
37	Will o’Wisp	Creation of Utopia(?)
38	Amorphous Slime	Proving Universal Axiom
39	Two Goblins in a Trench Coat	Seeding Mistrust
40	Shoggoth	Formation of Bonds
41	Ball of Energy with Many Arms	Severing of Bonds
42	Kite made of Starry Night Sky	Extreme Asceticism
43	Living Ice	Extreme Hedonism
44	Living Shadow of Animal	Vague Destiny
45	Two Intertwined Humanoids	Releasing Imprisoned Master
46	Tiny Fairy Noble	Protecting the Weak
47	Coronet of Weapons	Restoring its Good Name
48	Constantly Flowering/Decaying Flower	Spite
49	Crystalline Animal	Preventing Escape of Enemy
50	Gate with Legs	Courting Romantic Interest
51	Floating Piece of Furniture	Thrill of the Hunt
52	Animal Covered in Shrouds	Gourmet
53	Animal-shaped Starry Night Sky	Scientific Documentation
54	Flaming Egg bearing Single Rune	Usurping a Usurper
55	Window into Other World	Finding Something Lost
56	Headless Animal	Historical Documentation
57	Animal with Strange Mask	Stopping the Apocalypse
58	Animated Knight Harness	Forgetting Troubled Past
59	Animal with Transparent Skin	Hiding from Betrayed Allies
60	Tiny Star	Remembering its Past
61	Smooth Humanoid Except for Mouth	Freedom from Obligations
62	Floating Crystal Key	Starting the Apocalypse
63	Writhing Animate Sigil	Collecting Contracts
64	Pygmy Pale Man	Collecting Bounties
65	One eyed Umbrella	Collecting Relics
66	Tiny Human-Faced Planetoid	Infiltration of Secret Societies
67	Desiccated Saint	Theft of Secrets
68	Coronet of Hands with Eyes	Hiding/Protecting Secrets
69	Abstract Silver Mechanism	Spreading Scientific Advancement
70	Living Blood	Igniting Conflict
71	Flaming Glyph	Preventing Conflict
72	Tiny Sandstorm	Impovering the Land
73	Beautiful Homunculus	Rejuvenating the Land
74	Moebius Strip	Very Precise Destiny
75	Many-armed Bodhisattva	Escapism
76	Microorganism Invisible to Naked Eye	Wallowing in Tragic Past
77	Brutish Gargoyle	Finding Worthy Successor
78	Different every time viewed	Returning the Land to Nature
79	Living Water	Spreading Religion
80	Escher-like Pattern	Glamour
81	Brain and Spine with Construct Legs	Genocide of Particular Race/Species
82	Animal’s Cardiovascular System	Reviving Extinct Race/Species
83	Completely Smooth Shape	Finding Worthy Adversary
84	A Long Dead Relative	Playing the Cosmic “Game”
85	Cheshire Animal	Inverting Social Norms
86	Small Misshapen Clone of You	Enforcing Social Norms
87	Cenobite Animal	Justified Revenge
88	Fat Demon Wearing Crown	Disproving Unsatisfying Axiom
89	Brilliant Fire with Six Wings	Colonizing the Land
90	Tattered Mascot/Costume	Avoiding its Vengeful Ex
91	Living Ball Gown	Hiding from Bounty Hunters
92	Humanoid with Many Snakes for Legs	Completing Graduation Trial
93	Hollow Suit of Armor	Extremely Specific Collection
94	Wendigo	To Catch Them (My Real Test)
95	Tiny Version of Animal in Bottle	To Train Them (My Cause)
96	Swarm of Hellish Insects	“Observation”
97	Small Aurora Borealis	Reroll Everyday
98	Floating Grimoire	Literally Stealing Candy from Babies
99	It Was Buer All Along	A Mystery Even To Itself
100	Oddly, the Same	Roll Twice

New and Improved!

1. Afrotheria-Elephant, Hydrax, Manatee, Tenrex, Elephant Shrew, Golden Mole
2. Annelids-Leech, Earthworm, Ragworm, SpoonWorm, BristleWorm, BeardWorm
3. Antelopes-Impala, Gazelle, Wildebeest, gerenuk, dik-dik, Oryx
4. Ants-Army, LeafCutter, Sugar, Carpenter, Bullet, Honeypot
5. Apes-Gorilla, Chimpanzee, Gibbon, Orangutan, Bonobo, Siamang
6. Bears-Sloth, Brown, Polar, Black, Panda, Sun
7. Bees-Killer, Honey, Bumble, Mason, Carpenter, Plasterer
8. Big Beetles-Titan, Hercules, Elephant, Goliath, Atlas, Stag
9. Bovine-Cow, Auruchs, Bison, Yak, Buffalo, Kudu
10. Butterflies-Skipper, Copper, Brush-footed, Swallowtails, Whites, Metalmarks
11. Camelids-Dromedary, Bactrian, alpaca, Llama, Guanaco, Vicuña
12. Canids-Dog, Wolf, Fox, Takuni, Dhole, Jackal
13. Cetaceans-Narwhal, Dophin, Beluga, Porpoise, Pygmy sperm whale, False Killer
14. Chameleon-Veiled, Horned, Panther, Micro, Giant, Leaf
15. Corals-Brain, Pipe, Gorgonian, anemones, Stony, Zoanthids
16. Corvids-Rook, Crow, Raven, Magpie, Jay, Jackdaw
17. Crocodilia-Crocodile, Alligator, Caiman, Gharial, Dwarf Crocodile, Tomistoma
18. Crustaceans-Mantis Shrimp, Spider Crab, Hermit Crab, Coconut, Giant Isopod, Lobster
19. Cryptid-Jackalope, glawackus, Hoop-Snake, Wolpertinger, hodag, death-worm
20. Decorative Fish-Koi, Fighting Fish, Angel, Horse, Blue Tang, Parrot
21. Deer-Elk, Moose, Red, White-tailed, Musk, Reindeer
22. Domestic Birds-Turkey, Chicken, Canary, pigeon, Cockatiel, Finch
23. Eagles-Buzzard, Snake, Sea, Harpy, Hawk-Eagle, True
24. Echinoderms-Sea Cucumber, Starfish, Sea Urchin, Feather Stars, Brittle Star, Sand Dollar
25. Edentates(outdated)-Armadillo, Sloth, Anteater, Pangolin, Aardvark, Pink fairy armadillo
26. Eels-Moray, Electric, Garden, Saw tooth, Gulper, Conger
27. Eulipotyphla-Shrew, mole, Hedgehog, moon rat, solenodons, desman
28. Exotic Birds-Quetzal, Paradise, Lyre, Toucan, Kingfisher, Peacock
29. Extinct- Thylacine, Dodo, Saber Toothed Tiger, Moa, Velociraptor, Giant Sloth
30. Falcons-Kestrel, Peregrine, Hobby, Merlin, Sparrow Hawk, gyrfalcon
31. Felines-Patnhera(lions, tigers etc.), Lynx, Puma, Ocelot, Caracal, Felis(Housecat),
32. Fish-Salmon, Anglerfish, Remora, Mudskipper, Hagfish, Piranha
33. Flightless Birds-Emu, Ostrich, Penguin, Roadrunner, Kakapo, Kiwi
34. Fly-House, Horse, Robber, Bot, Soldier, Crane
35. Frogs-Poison Arrow, Bull, Grassland, Slippery, Tree, River
36. Fungi-Witch’s Butter, Fly Agaric, Bearded Tooth, Bleeding Tooth, Death cap, Slime Mold
37. Gastropods-Nudibranch, Sea Slug, Edible Snail, Periwinkle, Banana Slug, Giant Land Snail
38. Gekkota-Leaf-Tailed, Clawed, House, Giant, Day, Leopard
39. Goats-Mountain, Billy, Ibex, Sheep, Serrow, Muskox
40. Herpestoidea-Mongoose, Meercat, Hyena, Fossa, Kusimanse, Bearcat
41. Iguanas-Green, Marine, Rock, Desert, Spiny, Chuckwalla,
42. Illuminated-bonnacon, leucrota, Iaculus, Unicorn, phoenix, Carbuncle
43. Jellyfish-Man-o-War, Box, Lion’s Mane, Moon, Irukandji, Immortal
44. Lacertoids- Wall Lizard, Tegu, Spetacled Lizard, Skink, Worm-Lizard, Grass Lizard
45. Lagomorphs-Coney, Hare, Pika, Pygmy Rabbit, Felmish Giant, Striped
46. Large Rodents-Capybara, Porcupine, Beaver, Nutria, Paca, Marmot
47. Lemuriforms- Ruffed Lemur, Ring-Tailed, Bush Baby, Loris, Potto, Aye-aye
48. Lizard-Frilled, Spiny, Crested, Collared, Anole, Dragon
49. Marsupials-Devil, Macropod(Various 'roos), Opossum, Bandicoot, Wombat, Koala
50. Megabat- Giant Flying Fox, Blossom, Fruit, Nectar, Rousette, Monkey-Faced
51. Microbat-Vampire, Vesper, Horseshoe, Ghost-faced, Sac-winged, Mouse-Tailed
52. Monitors-Komodo, Water, Desert, Tree, goanna, crocodile
53. Monotremes- Echidna, Platypus...That's it
54. Moths-Atlas, Silk, Grease, Ornate, Death’s-head, Luna
55. Mustelids-Otter, Weasel, Badger, Wolverine, Grisson, Polecat
56. Myriapoda- Milipede, House Centipede, giant Centipede, Giant Pillbug
57. Mythological-Kelpie, baku, phoenix, Cusith, Rat-King, pipe-fox
58. New World Monkeys- Tamrin, Marmoset, capuchin, Saki, Howler, Spider
59. Newt-Olm, axolotl, Siren, Mudpuppy, Conger Eel, crested
60. Non-Venomous Snakes-Garden, Boa, Pipe, Blind, Python, Rat
61. Octopus-Umbrella, Telescope, Gelatinous, Giant, Benthic, Argonaut
62. Odd-Toes Ungulates-Horse, Ass, Mule, Zebra, Pgymy Rhino, Tapir
63. Old World Monkeys-macaque, baboon, langur, Proboscis, Mandrill, mangabe
64. Other Arachnids-False Scorpion, Tick, Whip spider, Daddy Longlegs, Vinegaroons, horseshoe crab
65. Other Arthropods-Roach, Locust, Camel spider, Giant Weta, Praying Mantis, Dragonfly
66. Other Carnivora-Skunk, Red Panda, linsang, Pallas Cat, Olingo, Ferret
67. Other Mollusks- Giant Clam, Cuttlefish, Geoduck, Chiton, TuskShell, nautilus
68. Owls-Barn, Screech, Elf, Bubo, Strix, Burrowing
69. Parasites-Tongue Eating Louse, Eye-Inflating Flatworm, Candiru, Tapeworm, Nematodes, Guinea Worm
70. Parrot-Cockatoo, Macaw, Nestor, Lovebird, Lorikeet, Budgie
71. Plant-Flytrap, Pitcher, Bladderwort, Bamboo, Kudzu, Sundew
72. Raccoons- Raccoon, Coati, Ringtail, kinkajou, Olingos, Cacomistle
73. Salamander-Hellbender, Giant, Marbled, Spotted, Mud, Mole
74. Scorpions-Burrowing, Bark, Hairy, Emperor, Death stalker, Red
75. Seabirds-Gull, Pelican, Albatross, Auk, Tropicbird, Frigate
76. Seals-Fur Seal, Sea lion, Elephant Seal, Walrus, Monk Seal, Common Seal
77. Sharks-Great White, Goblin, Basking, Hammerhead, Saw, Spurdog
78. Small Beetles-Featherwing, ladybird, Weevil, Mealworm, deathwatch, firefly
79. Small Rodents-Mouse, Rat, Squirrel, chinchilla, naked molerat, gopher
80. Songbirds-Cardinal, Thrush, Babbler, Lark, Tit, Robin
81. Spiders-Orb-Weaving, Net, Trapdoor, Funnel, Wolf, Tarantula
82. Squid-Giant, Vampire, Pencil, Big-fin, Fire, Flying
83. Swine-Domestic, Wild Boar, Warthog, Deer-Pig, Forest Hog, Pygmy Hog
84. Toads-Bufo, Harlequin, Cane, Beaked, Snouted, Pipa
85. Turtles-Loggerhead, Box, Snapping, Galápagos, Soft-Shelled, Mud
86. Venomous Snakes-Cobra, Rattle, Mamba, Sea-snake, Viper, Taipan
87. Vultures-Bearded, Condor, Turkey, King, Griffon, Hooded
88. Wasps-Hornet, Tarantula hawk, Social, Cuckoo, Potter, Sand
89. Waterfowls-Duck, Goose, Loom, Heron, Flamingo, Swan
90. Weird Beetles- Warty Leaf, Headlight Elater, Bombardier, Cockchafer, Tiger, Whirligig