5d20 Novelty Zombie Generator

Time for another Semiurge inspired Random generator! You can also probably thank my childhood love of Disgaea: Hour of Darkness by ALTUS for this one.

Roll	Head
1	None
2	Stuffed Scarecrow- Blind/Deaf
3	Standard Meat Head
4	Mouthguard and Helmet- Can't bite, +1 Armor
5	Hideously Enlarged- Big Target -1 Armor, +1 damage die to bite attack
6	Shrunken- No bite, Gaze- Save vs. Magic, Reduce Saves by 2 while in sight
7	Undead Bard- Continuously moans dirges, reduces morale for all by 2
8	Infested- No eyes, continuously spews clouds of flies, hampers vision
9	Animal Head- Roll on an animal table, can do what that animal can do
10	Noxious- Belch Breath Weapon 30' Cone, Save vs. Poison 1d6 damage
11	Proboscis- 1d6 Stabbing + Blood Drain as a Stirge
12	Luchadore Mask- Immune to Scrying, Elbow drop for 3d6 when at height advantage
13	Doppelganger- Distorts to look like a loved one
14	Television- Flashing images, 1-in-100 chance of causing epileptic seizures
15	Two Headed- Double the Bites, Double the Sights
16	Metal Robot Head- Lasers 2d6 damage every 1d6 rounds 300' range, prone to rust
17	Hell Mouth- Spend a Round to spit 1d4HD Demon, anything swallowed sent to Hell
18	Head of Orpheus- Prophetic- Can force 1 die a day to show any number on that die
19	Medusa's Head- Save Vs. Petrification Gaze
20	The Eye of Balor- Save Vs. Death Gaze

Roll	Arms and Hands
1	None
2	Sticks- Can't grab, could as fragile improvised weapons
3	Standard Meat Arms
4	Boxing Gloves- Can't deal lethal damage, knocks unconscious targets on a crit
5	Roll on Legs and Feet
6	Flippers- Swim like a fish, can slap for 1 damage
7	Swords- Attacks as Longsword, can't grab or pick things up
8	Ghoul- Paralyzing touch as a Ghoul
9	Snakes- Two big undead snakes, Save vs. Poison Bite attacks
10	Wings- Can fly at Move speed, can't hold anything
11	Hooks- Pirate hands!!!
12	Fractals Hands- Hands made out of increasingly smaller hands, impossibly tight grip
13	Pincers- Robot or Giant Crab style, can catch missed melee attacks and disarm.
14	Tentacles- Double reach, can grab and pull.
15	Mantis Shrimp- 2d6 Damage, Crit Armor is destroyed. +1d6 underwater. Loud.
16	Chainsaws- 2d6 ignore leather, hacks off random limb on max damage, prone to rust
17	Monkey Paw- Grants 5 twisted Wishes, anything spoken nearby as a request counts.
18	Hecatoncheires- 2d4 Arms exploding on 4
19	Martial Arts Master- 5 Point Exploding Heart, 1 target/day Save vs. Death
20	Sinews of Hercules- Succeeds all Strength contests/checks.

Roll	Torso
1	Skeletal- Half HP
2	Stuffed with Hay, Double Damage from Fire
3	Standard Meat Torso
4	Tree Stump- Armor as Chain, double damage from fire and slashing
5	Tiny Body- Halfing sized body, full limbs. Awkward, can squeeze in small spaces
6	So Many Nipples- 2d4 nipples, has a Nipples-in-10 chance of being an undead witch.
7	Wax Wings- Can fly at half Movement, fire melts wings
8	On Fire-  +1d6 fire damage to attacks, takes 1d6 damage per roud.
9	Whiskey Barrel- Full of 1. Acid 2. Gunpowder 3. Whiskey 4. Random Potion
10	Hive- Swarm of 1. Spiders 2. Bees 3. Rats 4. Ants
11	Boils/Pustules- Damage causes pustules to burst/spray Save vs Random Disease
12	Cage- Has a random zombie with half HD and Size
13	Gelatinous- Acts as random Ooze
14	Blemmyes- extra eyes on chest, extra bite attack, swallow small targets on crit
15	Conjoined Twin- Roll twice for Head, Arms, Torso, This zombie has it all
16	Metal Robot Torso- Armor as Plate, prone to rust
17	Bear Hunting Armor- Covered in spikes, deal with it
18	Torso of Holding- Hole in gut contains 1d6 random items, exploding on 6
19	Iron Body of Achilles- Cannot be damaged barring a single weak spot.
20	Adamant Body of Atlas- size/strength of Storm Giant or similar

Roll	Legs and Feet
1	None
2	A Single Wooden Pole- Half Movement, prone to tripping
3	Standard Meat Feet
4	The Heels of Achilles- Attack feet for insta-kill
5	Roll on Arms and Hands
6	Fish Tail- Can swim as well as a fish, flops uselessly on land
7	Umbrellas- I don't know why they did this, half movement, constant Feather Fall
8	Roller Skates- Twice Movement, Easy to push
9	Goat Legs- Not affected by rough terrain
10	Talons- Extra claw attack, good grip, not great at running
11	Snake- Can constrict for 1d6 per round, Strength contest to resist
12	Tank Treads- Poor at turning, extremely heavy, can crush/flatten prone targets
13	An Entire Horse- That's right, zombie centaur.
14	Skull Crusher Thighs- Any target held between thighs for 3 rounds is crushed.
15	BUER LEGS: 2d4 Exploding Legs all around body, cartwheels/tramples,
16	Metal Robot Legs- Cannot be tripped or slowed, prone to rust
17	Spider Legs- All eight of them, can climb up walls and shit
18	Big Spring- Can leap 30', spend round winding up for 60' jump
19	Rocket Legs- Moves in straight line at 5x move, explodes for 4d6 if it hits anything
20	The Legs of Hugi- Fast enough to essentially teleport within line of sight

Roll	Other
1	Dirty Novelty Underwear
2	Massive amounts of cologne- Reeks, but at least not of rot.
3	Instrument: 50% of being salvageable
4	Gold Holy Symbol- Stabbed into chest, deflects both holy and necromantic magic
5	Jack-o-Lantern- Strength as Bull's Eye Lantern, thrown for 2d6 Fire Damage
6	Zombie Arm- Carries another animate zombie arm as a bludgeon
7	A Pocket Watch
8	Miner's Helmet
9	Collar- "If Found, Please Return to King Krichevskoy, Overlord of Netherworld"
10	Mummy Wrappings- 1-in-6 chance of inflicting Mummy Rot
11	Time Bomb- Will explode as an HDd6 Fireball in 2d6 Rounds
12	A diploma instead of a brain, contains 1 random spell
13	Haunted Object- Followed by a ghost of equal HD, might be zombie's old soul
14	Abby Normal Brain- Acts as Confused
15	Tycho's Nose- Silver, looks fabulous
16	Silk and Sawdust Heart- Prone to emotional outbursts
17	Neckbolts- Healed by lightning damage
18	Acidic Blood- Eats through metal and wood.
19	Brain of Wizard Mahogany- Know 3 Random Spells
20	Horse Wiener- OH FUCK YOU GUYS ARE SCREWED