d100 Tantalizing Tomes, Bewitching Books, and Glorious Grimoires

Roll	Author/Genre
1	Goody Mooncup
2	Dak the Dim
3	Professor Grozug G. Goblin
4	Avaline Romances
5	Cookbooks
6	True Crime
7	Survival
8	Medical Pamphlets
9	Magic Texts
10	Misc

Roll	Goody Mooncup- Self Help Guides of a Witchy Nature
1	How Necromancy Saved My Marriage
2	Owls, Howls, and Bowels: Distressing Sounds and How to Cure Them.
3	Joy of Potioncraft
4	Witch Hazel and You: 101 Uses You've Heard, 24 You Haven't
5	Masters of Hex
6	7 Habits of Highly Effective Poisoners
7	How to Win Fiends and Influence Fishpeople
8	What To Say When You Talk To Your Doppleganger
9	Applied Abraxian Numerology for Dummies
10	Art of the Squeal

Roll	Dak the Dim- Simple Picture books for simple adventurers.
1	SMASH AN’ CRUSH
2	AN AX FOR ALL OCCASIONS
3	SQUISH: SMALL THINGS AN’ YOU
4	WHAT TO DO WHEN TRIP
5	DAK’S RECIPES FOR PAIN
6	BASHING BOOMY BASTARDS
7	BARBARIC YALPS: A GUIDE TO CHARM
8	HOW TO FITE GUD
9	LOINCLOTHS: THE MANLIEST GARMENT
10	YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH

Roll	Prof. Grozug Goblin- Textbooks for the aspiring Minion
1	Fire: Fun or Frightening?
2	Five Fine Ways to Grovel
3	Finding Employment After the Dark Lord
4	Lessons from Lemmings
5	Please Don’t Hit Me; and Other Things to Say to Your Master
6	The Many Uses of Pits
7	Shifting Blame: The Path to Promotion
8	Effective Whimpering Techniques
9	How to Sleep While Standing
10	Learning from your Many Many Failures

Roll	Avaline- Saucy Elven Romance Novels
1	The Last Real Barbarian
2	The Forbidden Potion
3	Fifty Shades of Green
4	The Scarlet Robes
5	A Whisper in the Twilight
6	The Halfling’s Hidden Secret
7	The Hands of a Sorcerer
8	A Century of Seduction
9	The Immovable Rod
10	Ladies of the Lake

Roll	Cookbooks
1	Dungeons Dives: Top 10 Underground Eats
2	Fear and Loathing in Flavortown
3	Game or Fowl? Cooking with Owlbear
4	Trash to Treasure- An Otyugh Cookbook
5	Moonshine and Toilet Wine, The Adventurers' Guide to Getting Shitfaced
6	Creepy Crawling Calzones
7	Sahuagin Sushi And Other Sentient Sensations
8	Hardly Hardtack, Eating Well on Two Coppers
9	50 Ways to Prepare Gruel
10	A Magic Mouthful: The Companion Cookbook to the Avaline Romances

Roll	True Crime
1	Shanked in the Street: Gang Violence in YOUR Town
2	In Green Blood
3	Fairy Fury
4	A Sword in the Dark: When Paladins Snap
5	Gorgons Gone Wild
6	Fractured Future: A Seer’s Curse
7	Golddigger
8	Witch Slapped
9	Inner Demons: When Possession Goes Too Far
10	Frantic Familiars: 10 Tales of Betrayal

Roll	Survival
1	Don’t Drink Your Piss: Survival Tips That Maintain Your Dignity
2	Oh Shit! 10 Ways to Avoid Springing that Trap
3	Skeletons, Mummies, and Dead Folks Who Won’t Stay Dead
4	Leave It or Loot It?
5	To Save or Not to Save? Dealing with Distressed Damsels
6	I Should Have Packed That: 35 Essential Items For Every Adventurer
7	A Dungeoneer’s Guide to Fungi
8	The Big Book of Beasts
9	IT’S A TRAP! A Guide to Trip Wires, Loose Flagstones, and Levers
10	The Adventurer’s Best Friend

Roll	Entirely Unmedical Pamphlets by The Kind Dr. Nicolas Zane D.Ed.
1	What’s that Rash?
2	Why am I Itchy?
3	Where did My Foot Go?
4	Should I Eat This?
5	Why is My Vomit Purple?
6	Why Bees?
7	Why is My Skin Coming Off?
8	Why am I on Fire?
9	Why am I a Frog?
10	What Should I Do With These Bodies?

Roll	Magic Texts
1	The Arse Goetia: Demon Summoning for Assholes
2	Understanding Your Patron by Sotiria Dimopoulos
3	Bottling Up Your Emotions by Al K. Amist
4	Fashionable Phylacteries for the Discerning Lich
5	Thaumaturgical Aphorisms by Prilaxiom U. C. Vallance
6	Rubbings from the Thrice Damned Temple
7	The Virgin’s Guide to Tantric Rituals
8	Ten Magical Tunes for the Hurdy Gurdy
9	FIREBALL!
10	The Book of Gaub

Roll	Misc
1	Religious Pamphlet: Whores and Other Demons of the Tavern
2	Religious Pamphlet: Evil Spirits: The Dangers of Ale
3	Religious Pamphlet: Unfission: The Me in the You
4	The Goats Who Stare For Men by R.B. Litte
5	The Charcoal Burner’s Daughter
6	The Violet Lady: 20 Tales of Terror
7	A Wayfarer’s Guide to Carousing
8	Memoirs of a Goliard
9	Growing Up Goblin: A Memoir
10	[INCOMPREHENSIBLE GIBBERISH]