Summoning Gone Wrong: 1d100 Summoning Mishaps

Summoning is not an exact science. Or rather, it is an incredibly exact science that even the smallest deviation can cause countless repercussions. A few too many grains of salt, an imperfect circle, getting the inflection wrong on the incantation. This is why battle-field summoning tends to call only the weakest of extradimensional creatures or beings that the caster holds a contract with. 

Here are some possible misfortunes that might behalf a summoner who used the wrong shade of black in their invocation candles. 

The Summoning by Nico Navarro

1. Poof! Smoke and nothing more.

2. Summons half of the intended target, which promptly falls over dead

3. Reverse Summon, summoner appears before the intended target

4. Summons a sandwich, there is ham and cheese but no mustard. 

5. Room fills with burning brimstone

6. Room floods with Manna

7. Accidently opens a Hellmouth, d666 HD worth of demons flood out

8. Fairy Ring created, mushrooms pop up all around the summoner. Summoner reappears 1d100 years later after a stay with a Fairy (50% Seelie 50% Unseelie) Court.

9. Hole Opened to a random cave in the Veins of the Earth.

10. Summon works but the target is unbound

11. BUER MINION

12. Summon works, target is in the bathtub and is very mad about this intrusion

13. An angry Efreeti is shows up and offers a Monkey’s Paw type wish

14. You summon your Qareen (your spiritual double) into the physical plane, the summoner’s soul is sundered in doing this leaving the Quareen and the Summoner each with half the Summoner’s original stats

15. A Nasnas is called up, it has one leg, one eye, and one arm. It proceeds to hop around in an attempt to “tag” you in a friendly game. Save or Die if it touches you.

16.  AAAAH FUCK SO MANY TENTACLES

17. Call up the spirit of a deceased ancestor to viciously berate you. 

18. Called up the local Genius Loci, treat as a 1d20HD Elemental, a local landmark stands up and causes chaos.

19. Kuda-gitsune infestation, tiny foxes fill up every hole in the vicinity and steal all the food, booze, and tobacco. 

20. 4 Nurikabe form around the summoner, trapping them in an invisible cube.

21. Call up a Daidarabotchi, and everything in a 5 mile radius is crushed under a giant larger than Mount Fuji. 

22. A space-time rip causes you to summon an infant version of the intended target. It is crying and has recently soiled itself.

23. A space-time rip causes you to summon a much older version of the intended target. In some cases this means the target is significantly more powerful, in others it means the target left their teeth at home and has recently soiled themselves.

24. Target arrives inside out and somehow screaming

25. You accidentally summon two people you kinda know from your hometown, they are in mid-coitus. 

26. You are hideously combined with your summoned target.

27. You accidentally summon two creatures who are hideously combined, this is how Owlbears were made. 

28. You summon a very realistic plaster likeness of the intended target

29. You summon one of two formerly conjoined twins.

30. You summon yourself, binding yourself to the summoning circle

31. You summon the thing that all Bags of Devouring are merely the feeding orifices for

32. You summon several thousand books, all the doors nearby now lead to the Stygian Library

33. You summon a small, nervous goblin who proceeds to hide under the nearest furniture, mumbling about a squirrel menace. 

34. You summon a Seraph, all who are not EXCEEDINGLY pious to this particular Seraph’s god are incinerated by its presence. 

35. .You summon a random Prince

36. You summon 1d1000 Geese, who are now really pissed.

37. .You summon the wisdom teeth of all creatures in a mile radius

38. You summon a Quantum Duplicate from another timeline. They have an eye patch, a rad laser gun, and psychotic levels of paranoia.

39. You call up an infant Fortle with a small tower on its back. It is the size of an adult african elephant. 

40. You are pulled into a hole in space-time and end up inside of a Troll’s stomach

41.  You summon a wasp nest which promptly falls to the ground and releases its 10,000 enraged inhabitants

42. You open a hole to the bottom of the sea. Closes in 1d6! days. Hope you have scuba gear.

43. You summon 25 familiars who start to fight over which gets to claim you.

44. You summon the spiritual inverse of what you intended to summon.

45. You call up a 1d20HD Xiucoatl, which immediately demands a human heart for each HD

46. You Summon a Very Political Demon. [Link to Come]

47. You summon a genie who will grant 3 wishes. Their understanding of your language is about on par with a hungarian using a very ineffective phrase book.

48. You summon the 2cm tall Azazel, a begrudgingly helpful demon who grants wishes but is extremely literal and the wishes always turn HORRIBLY RIGHT. 

49. You summon the DOG GOD, they speak to you in broken images and tongues that are not theirs. You are confused, angry, but oddly inspired by the DOG GOD. 

50. You open a hole in deep space. 50% sucked into the void 50% room is flooded with phlogiston that explodes violently. 

51. Summoning works, target appears 1d% miles in a random direction.

52. You summon an Alter. The Alter works as a permanent summoning anchor which sacrifices can be made to call the specific entity. Any sacrifices made for the initial summon needs to be made again though.

53. You accidentally attract the attention of an actual deity.

54. Mithras shows up expecting his entire ritual and liturgy performed perfectly. Success gives the summoner 100 years of immortality, failure results in utter annihilation. 

55. You open a channel to one of the FEARS, the region is subtly altered to fit the FEAR’s domain. The summoner is infected by the Fear.

56. You ring into a Book Club hotline

57. You summon a chair, it looks extremely comfortable. It is a mimic.

58. You get a voicemail. 

59. A gashapon machine appears and spits out a random ball containing one of 151 mutant animals. 

60. The demon’s lawyer shows up and proceeds to berate you on how poor your contract and penmanship is. They kick over your candles and break your circle just to make a point before leaving.

61. Several scores of small, blue skinned, red haired, very angry and VERY DRUNK 6 inch tall pictsies flood the room. Anything they can’t drink they steal, anything they can’t steal they fight via miniturature claymores and insane physical strength. They are SO angry.

62. You call up an eyeless spectre made of intense hatred for spellcasters of all sorts. It vanishes, spending 1d6 weeks poisoning the minds of those around you towards hatred and paranoia before attempting to possess you.

63. You summon a Russian Cosmonaut from the 1970’s. They float, their suit is full of radiation, and they speak terrible prophecies of the Moon.

64. You summon a 5 man animatronic animal band. 25% chance of being really awesome, 25% chance of going berserk. 

65. You summon Yojimbo, a samurai warrior of great power and great greed. Will serve you for exorbitant amounts of money.

66. Accidently cause all dead things within a 5 mile radius to awaken, and they all know where you are. 

67. Cause an atmospheric disturbance (1. Thunderstorm 2. Hail 3. Tornado 4. Heatwave)

68. Cause a Weird atmospheric disturbance.

69. ;)

70. You summon a Microscopic creature into Macroscopic size. 1d4 1. Giant Ameba 2. Giant Virus 3. Giant Watebear 4. Giant Dust Mite

71. You summon The Green Knight who challenges you to a duel. They are all but immortal. 

72. You accidentally invoke one of the 72 names of the Creator and give life to everything in the immediate vicinity. 

73. Open a rift to random Plane (1. Elemental Plane 2. Elemental Plate 3. Random Hell 4. Random Heaven 5. Astral 6. Plane of Snakes)

74. You summon Mundo! This silky bastard knows everything about the North, but is a tricky asshole. He’ll ask difficult, bizarre or embarrassing favor as payment.

75. You summon a random King

76. You summon a random God

77. You summon a random Reverse Monster

78. You summon a DOG

79. You summon a something random from the Goodberry Bestiary.

80. You summon the Wizard Police, the summoning spell you used was copyrighted. Time to go to wizard jail. 

81. You summon Dave, an immortal and completely useless failed wizard’s apprentice. He tries to do as you command, but he just mucks everything up. 

82. You summon all the local cats. If you are in a place that cats couldn’t possibly be, one very confused black american shorthair shows up and expects treats.

83. You summon an entire k-pop band, including props, fireworks, stage hands, and t-shirt cannons.

84. You summon a bender of Maenads and Satyrs, they ask you to party and don’t take no for an answer. 

85. Summoning appears to have failed, actually summon a False Hyda into the ground beneath you.

86. You summon Mr. Tastee, a humble ice cream vendor. He offers you a Blue Tornado Bar, it tastes like all your best childhood memories.

87. You summon a stuttering secretary who is highly paranoid of Snakemen. He’s in his pajamas and has lost his glasses. If you roll this, you are honor bound to let me know about it so I can include the interaction in my home game. 

88. You summon Santa Claus. If you’ve been good, he’ll give you a present. If you’ve been naughty, he’ll thwack you over the head with his bag. If you’ve been REAL naughty, he’ll offer you a cigarette.

89. Your summon works, but the target thinks you look ridiculous and can’t stop laughing the entire time. 

90. You summon a Hyacinth macaw that only knows exceptionally rude phrases.

91. . You summon a “doctor” who immediately wants to treat you. Their understanding of anatomy and medicine is Awful.

92. Oh god, you summon a Gengrigar.

93. You summon an entire firing squad, mid-firing, aimed at the summoner.

94. You summon a random food cart

95. The summoning functions as intended, but you audibly shit yourself.

96. The summoning functions as intended, but you will be summoned by the target to return the favor in 1d6 days.

97. You summon a terrible petty-god.

98. You summon Tommy Rawbones.

99. You summon a tiny car. 1d100 Clowns proceeded to exit from it. 

100. You summon Death. He had a little party hat on and a cocktail wiener on a toothpick. He’s not particularly amused by the intrusion , but can answer one question truthfully. You may not like the answer. 

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Lexi Bard Songs and Perks: DJ Mix Tape

Not every Bard is stuck to a single genre, so here is a variety of Perks and Songs that might appeal to a bard.

90's Witch by Michał Sałata

PERKS

Perk: Can't Touch This- Bonus to AC equal to number of remaining MD.

Perk: Red Right Hand- You deal an additional amount of fire damage equal to your remaining MD for the day.

Perk: Overtone Singing- You can keep up the effects of two songs simultaneously, however you get a Bad Vibe on a roll of 1-3 instead of just a 1.

Perk: Dirge- Any morale checks rolled while you are playing a song have a penalty equal to your remaining MD.

Perk: Back Up Dancers- If another member of the party do nothing but dance to your music on their turn, they can nullify a Bad Vibe. 

Perk: Circular Breathing- You only lose the intensity of a song if hit for max damage on a die.

Perk: Subsonic Vibrations- Your music can affect and be perceived even by deaf creatures and isn't affected by magical silence.

Perk: Rick Roll- You can disguise your song as any other song but on a bad vibe it immediately evokes extreme revulsion in all those who hear it.

Perk:MONTAGE-  Once per week expend all of your Music Dice to retroactively have completed training or preparation for "just such an occasion." You may either apply Dice bonus to any check or have [sum] GP worth of equipment relevant to the task at hand. At 4 MD you may also condense the time of a single scene (a single combat, travel, or similar event) and make the outcome's success or failure a 50/50 coin flip.

Bard by hendry iwanaga

SONGS

The Show Must Go On - The beat is so strong that even the most broken body can't help but continue on.
1- Targets heal Intensity each round.
2- Targets Ignore Exhaustion and Stress Effects for duration of song.
3- Targets may reroll against an ongoing negative effects.
4- As Long as song continues, ignore all affects of Damage, when song ends all damage occurs at once.

I Wanna Dance With Somebody- Targets minds and bodies distracted and swept up by the power of music.
1- Targets are distracted and take a -2 to all actions
2- Targets take a -4 to actions unless targeting Bard
3. Targets save or can do nothing but dance
4. Bard can make targets as a group dance in a direction up to their movement speed. Save again if this would put them into harm's way.

Private Eyes Target loudly proclaims [SUM] truths. A target can ignore this effect if they use both hands to cover their mouth.
1- Surface Thoughts
2- Minor Secrets
3- Damning information
4- Innermost Fears/Locked Memories

The Bitch is Back- The target views the Bard as their worst fear come to life.
1- Target takes 1d6 Stress
2- Target Takes 1d6 more stress and affected by Terror
3- Target takes 1d6 More stress and affected by Horror
4- Target Cracks at disadvantage.

Magic Man- Your music slowly makes its listeners zealous fans of you.
1- Reroll reaction dice
2- Intelligent targets understand the party regardless of language barriers.
3- Targets treat the party as though they were trusted allies.
4- Targets Save or become Groupies for the Bard for 1d6 hours.

Run Like Hell- Listeners can't help but quicken with the beat.
1- Double Move Speed
2- Targets have +2 to their Dex Bonus for song duration
3- Affected Targets double attacks of actions per round
4- Affected Targets move so quickly that any physical attack has a 50% chance of hitting an afterimage.

Hungry Like A Wolf- Some songs can bring the beast out in you.
1- Targets can smell as well as they can see in bright light.
2- Targets can follow a scent trail that is Intensity weeks old.
3- Targets gain a 1d6 Bite attack. (If target already has bite attack increase die size)
4- Targets transform into Dire Wolves

You Drop A Bomb on Me Baby- Your music draws the firmament down from the skies. All targets within hearing take IntensityD6 damage per round as various objects (twigs, rocks, birds etc.) fall from the sky and pelt the targets. Save vs. Dex for half. If a shield or reinforce umbrella is held over head, Save negates damage. At 4 Intensity, a small meteorites drops and deals 4d6 Damage in a 50' explosive burst and ends the song.

I'm Still Standing- No one can stay down when they hear this song.
1- Prone targets may immediately stand without using up movement
2- Targets cannot be tripped
3-  Targets ignores affects that would cripple their ability to move.
4- The target is completely immovable, a wrecking ball could strike it and it would remain in place. The target still takes the damage, but cannot be moved from their position.

Rock Lobster- Every round invested into this spell calls deeper into the depths of the sea. Once released an Intensity HD ROCK LOBSTER manifests and attacks anyone who isn't dancing. The lobster remains for [Sum] Rounds and is not otherwise under the control of the Bard. It continuously yells "ROCK LOBSTER."

ROCK LOBSTER
1-4 HD
Appearance: A giant slate-gray lobster
Wants: To Wreck You, to scream "ROCK LOBSTER" over and over again
Armour: Plate
Move: 1/2 Normal
Morale: 12
Damage: Claw/Claw 1d6+HD
Grab- A target hit for max damage by a Claw attack is grabbed and crushed for Claw damage automatically each round. Strength save to escape.

Weird Bug Generator

For all sorts of Arthropods, not just insects!

by Eugene Gottsnake

1d2 Metamorphosis 
1. Doesn't Metamorphose
2. Does Metamorphose- Roll again on the table to determine adult form.

1d4 Locomotion
1. Flies
2. RUNS
3. Burrows
4. Swims

1d6 What does it eat?
1. Sap
2. Plants
3. Honey
4. Blood
5. Living Meat
6. Carrion

1d8 Size
1. Nearly Microscopic
2. Grain of sand
3. Pebble
4. Half hand
5. Full hand
6. Torso sized
7. Human sized
8. Human Sized+ Roll again and combine

1d10 Number of Limbs
1- Crawling grub/worm
2-10 Equal to number rolled

1d% Number of Eyes
1-100

EDIT NOTE: FEEL FREE TO SWAP EYES AND LIMBS ROLLS

1d12 Method of Defense
1 Pincers
2 Bite- 50% Mandibles 50% Proboscis
3 Venomous Bite
4 Stinger
5 Burning Chemical Farts ala Bombardier Beatles
6 Horns
7 Fontanellar gun- Chemical glue forehead gun
8 Acid spittle
9 Spear-limb
10 Hammer Limb
11. Spines
12. Roll Twice

1d20 Quirks
1. Can lift 20 times their body weight
2. Mimic- Is able to appear as another creature common in the environment
3. Aposematic Display- Colored very brightly as a warning signal, extremely toxic
4. Heavily Camouflaged
5. Deimatic Display- Has a pattern that can be displayed quickly to startle predators, often appearing as large predatory eyes.
6. Eusocial colony
7. Possessed silk producing spinnerets
8. Autonomy- Limbs break off for escape, they grow back...usually
9. Reflex Bleeding- Sprays or leaks foul smelling blood when threatened
10. Multiply the number of legs by 1d4 (1. 10 2. 100 3. 1000 4. 1,000,000)
11. Quadruple its size
12. Dodecachromats- Mantis Shrimp Eyes, see the Ultraviolet and beyond, see magic and invisible stuff
13. Digs/Creates pitfall traps
14. Can survive without a head for 1d6! days.
15. Roll three more times on d12 chart.
16.Parasitic- Roll on local wandering encounter table for usual host
17. Symbiotic- Roll on local wandering encounter table for usual host
18. Mating Fusion- Imprints on a target and fuses to it in order to mate, nominally another of their species but that doesn't always happen
19. Parthenogenesis- Can reproduce without a mate at astonishing speeds.
20. Roll on the Quirks list until you are bored

By Sandra Duchiewicz

1d100 NOW MAKE IT WEIRD
1. Actually feeds on: 1. Dreams, 2 Emotions, 3. Spinal Fluid, 4. Bones 5. Metal 6. Magic
2. Has humanoid limbs
3. Mimics the face of its last victim.
4. Can taste through its limbs, 25% limbs actually are tongues
5. Spits napalm
6. Limbs are tentacles
7. Injects its young into living victims.
8. Can mimic 1d20 sounds including voices/words
9. Lives in an abandoned 1. Shell 2. Skull 3. Coconut 4. Human Detritus
10. Collects teeth for nest construction
11. Biologically Immortal
12. Is actually the larval form of the local variety of goblin
13. Is Telepathic (1. Broadcasts to everything 2. Communicates with other bugs 3. Actually intelligent 4. Connects to a singular host)
14. Is antithetical to other bugs, its presence causes other insects to flee, its touch disintegrates them.
15. Bounces instead of taking fall damage
16.Camouflages as several smaller bugs of different species
17. Killing it causes a localized torrential thunderstorm
18. Doubles its move speed if someone screams in their presence
19. Shell is made of (1. Wood 2. Steel 3. Adamantium 4. Occultium 5. A Face 6.Refuse )
20. Consumes the inside and wears the skin of defeated foes.
21. Can shed its skin rapidly once per day to negate an attack
22. When it molts the discarded carapace lives on as a zombie
23. Is favored by a local deity and killing it causes a 4d6 Lightning Bolt to strike
24. Stomach is a bag of holding
25. Wields a crude appropriately sized weapon
26. Explodes if hit for max damage
27. Its noxious liquid defense spray is a powerful aphrodisiac for one random intelligent species.
28. Is actually a piece of advanced clockwork
29. Is actually a hallucination caused by another bug that bit you a few minutes ago
30. Leaves a permanent stain on anything that hits it.
31. Its droppings are intensely additive narcotics
32. Produces a honeydew/honey that is regenerative in small quantities, mutagenic in large.
33. Is on the coat of arms of a local noble/warlord.
34. Wears a tiny business suit and carries a briefcase. Briefcase contains 1d6 more bugs.
35. Can become completely immovable by locking itself in time/space
36. Is actually a mammal in disguise
37. Capable of surviving extreme temperatures
38. Immune to radiation/magic
39. Buzzing creates an area of Silence (other than the buzz) as far as the noise carries
40. Its sting causes a save or die Disintegration effect
41. Mines, processes, and smelts tiny coins from gold.
42. Is half lion and only consumes insects that otherwise resemble it.
43. Its movement patterns when studied for 8 hours produces a highly accurate augury.
44. Is highly nutritious, a hand-sized portion counts a a ration.
45. Used by the local psychopomp to weigh the souls of the dead against.
46. Bite causes AGONY on top of normal damage
47. Can Voltron with others of its kind, each on adding an additional Quirk and HD.
48. Exists on the same layer of reality as ghosts.
49. Causes a serious anaphylaxis reaction if eaten.
50. Transforms into a completely different bug (reroll everything) every time it is killed.
51. Equal to 1d10GP as a local currency
52. Can cast a random cantrip effect once per day
53. Can cast 1 random spell of 1st-3rd level (or MD if GLOG)
54. Is affected by holy water/energy/relics as undead
55. Is powerfully attracted to holy water/energy/relics
56. Weirdly conventionally attractive?
57. Extreme sexual dimorphism- re-generate bug for male and female
58. Capable of swapping biological sex each molting
59. Can fire 2d6 barbs per day with range as crossbow (damage depending on size)
60. Bioluminescent  (Roll 1d8 for color, 1-7 is standard rainbow, 8 is Octarine)
61. Exists 6 inches left of where you actually see it.
62. Increases local gravity minutely, a swarm can double or even triple localize gravity.
63. Is constantly precognizant of 6 seconds in the future
64. Is immune to changes in pressure (survives equally well at bottom of ocean and void of space)
65. Multiply the size by a factor of 10.
66. Only visible when you close your eyes or in absolute darkness
67. Swarms inhabit dead bodies and pilot them.
68. Creates a paper nest that, when boiled and unfurled carefully, depict a hyper accurate map of the local area.
69. Can be disbelieved and ignored like an illusion or a fairy.
70. Is actually a REALLY stressed human who has transformed.
71. The number of limbs are different every time you look at it.
72. Can teleport 6" at a time
73. It clicks in Morse code using prosigns.
74. It considered good luck and locals avoid hurting them at all costs.
75. Is actually a fungus zombie ala cordyceps
76. Lays its eggs in treasure, which its young eat when they hatch.
77. It has grease burns and a scrap of street food wax paper stuck to it
78. Is attracted to music and will follow around any tune.
79. Eggs look like gold coins of the local denomination.
80. Eggs ARE the local denomination.
81. Shells are perfect lenses 50% convex vs concave, glasses and telescope makers covet them
82.Anti-predator warning markings look suspiciously similar to caricatures of a party member.
83. Never dies of age, just keeps getting bigger.
84. Its carapace looks like the face helm of a warrior who died here ages ago.
85. Can travel through mirrors.
86. Creates a disturbing amount of sticky green foam when smashed
87. Eats ectoplasm, feeds primarily on local ghosts.
88. Can generate enough electricity to power a light-bulb for a year and a day.
89. Can be processed by alchemists into an edible and combustible oil.
90. Smells like teen spirit
91. Is the last of its kind
92. Is the first of its kind
92. Is a runaway from a local wizard lab and will mutate and grow larger every hour
93. Will instinctively solve any math problems laid before it.
94. Comes from an alien world and doesn’t adhere to normal biology.
95. Shaped like a letter of an ancient language, a colony can be used to decipher the dead script
96. Is secretly a spy for Beelzebub.
97. Collecting 101 living specimens can be traded to a specific genie for a wish.
98. Roll Twice
99. Y’know what? Roll in this table 5 times, that’s right 5. Twice isn’t enough
100. I’M MAD WITH POWER! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING ON THE LIST! ULTRA BUG

Another 100 Reasons to Adventure

Folks liked he first one, here's another!

Roll	Reason
1	I have a death wish the size of Jupiter!
2	I'm seeking the one!
3	I'm seeking The One!
4	I'm collecting headbands!
5	I'm building up good Karma for my next incarnation!
6	I'm paying off the bad Karma from my previous incarnation!
7	I have to gather a hoard to turn myself into a dragon!
8	I have to gather a horde and retake my stolen throne!
9	My collection of (1. Swords 2. Spells 3. Coins 4. Bananas) were stolen by a (1. Hellknight 2. Mad Wizad 3. Master Thief 4. Crocodile King)
10	I need to bring back (1. Food 2. Water 3. Weapons 4. Money) to my (1. Parents 2. Village 3. Master 4. Dimension)
11	This is what I'd do for a Klondike bar.
12	I am two goblins in a trench coat and I've gotten too deep, there is no going back now!
13	I am a (1. Wolf 2. Horse 3. Tree 4. Politician) cursed into human form.
14	My other bodies perished in the Grasslands and I seek to expand myself once again.
15	I was a skeleton but a botched resurrection covered me with flesh, now I have to do things like getting a job and eating!
16	I have delayed my ascension to help others on their journeys.
17	I have been sent here from beyond (1. Time/Space 2. The Grave) for an important mission.
18	I'm collecting information on this world to report to (1. The Creator 2. The Space Council 3. Azathoth 4. Gary Gygax)
19	I was transplanted here from another system (1. Tunnel Goons 2. Esoteric Enterprises 3. SEACAT 4. 6th Edition)
20	I'm paying off my student loans!
21	I want to share the song my people! (d o o t)
22	Its none of your damn business!
23	The Derro will find me if I don't keep moving!
24	The Derro instruct me to keep moving so I can find them!
25	I'm seeking the Stone Books to translate ancient Atlantean knowledge!
26	I blew up the Tomb of the Serpent Kings and now Xiximanter has a vendetta!
27	I am seeking to usurp the power of Moloch!
28	I fell through a wardrobe!
29	A wizard invited a bunch of dwarves to my house and now here I am!
30	My doppelganger is out there and I must slay them!
31	I'm a doppelganger and I must slay my counterpart!
32	I'm on the run from a bunch of tulpas!
33	I have this extremely embarrassing tattoo and I can't hold down any other jobs.
34	I am getting paid so much!
35	I did it on a dare!
36	I did it on a dare to avoid Truth in Truth or Dare!
37	The regular hero is sick and I'm the replacement!
38	Had to get away from an ex.
39	Someone one has to be the adult around here.
40	I was a wolf who was bitten by a human, now I'm a wereman and I need to find a cure!
41	Bigfeet ate my goats, gotta get revenge!
42	Smoked too much Christmas Cheer and now I'm here.
43	I went off the grid and I'm getting paid under the table for wetwork.
44	My beet farm went under and now I have to used my only other talent, bear wrestling.
45	I was born in a dungeon and I only feel comfortable in dark dank places.
46	I got very lost on my way to the bathroom!
47	My (1. Dog 2. Sibling 3. Love 4. Nipples) vanished and I'm looking for them.
48	Someone stole my skin!
49	A pterodactyl is chasing me (there's no pterodactyl)
50	I want to be the very best! (Like no one ever was)
51	I'm stuck in a time loop caused by pirated cable and an explosion!
52	I was conscripted into the Knights of Mars and now I must beat the daylights out of the non-believers!
53	This is all a dream and I'm sleepwalking!
54	I'm actively proving that fortune teller wrong!
55	I owe Goody Mooncup money!
56	All the cool kids are doing it!
57	I'm collecting bones for my etsy store!
58	This is the last stage of my exposure therapy!
59	I'm an escaped psychopath.
60	My bathtub came to life, walked me out here to the woods and dumped me out.
61	I was told this was going to be a wholesome romp through Ghilbi-esque hills!
62	The Wizard Police are after me for Copyright Infringement!
63	I want to prove myself worthy of (1. My Power 2. My Heirloom 3. My Family Name 4. Myself)
64	I seek a way to release the spirit bound to my ring.
65	I just broke free of a Charm and who are you people?
66	I was just unfrozen from cryostasis and the currency from my era is no longer accepted.
67	The ghost of my great grandmother won't leave me alone until I prove myself a hero.
68	An annoying talking animal keeps telling me I need to fine the moon princess.
69	I ate a unicorn and now I'm desperately trying to make up for it.
70	My parents were killed before my eyes and I seek eternal vengeance against evil doers.
71	A Circle of Druids abducted my dog.
72	I keep reliving this timeline until I complete my quest...only I forget what the quest is...
73	I'm a gonzo journalist and things just got weird.
74	I was marooned here by my rebellious airship crew after they found I was a fraud.
75	I went for a bushwee and my family left me behind.
76	I'm on a twelve step program and "clear a dungeon" is step 4 I guess?
77	I have to help my pal master the four elements.
78	I have no attention span and ooh look a goblin!
79	I wished upon a star to become a real [Insert Species] and now I gotta pay rent.
80	I am Skeleton Jelly!
81	My ex-boss kidnapped my boyfriend's mom!
82	I just ran out of shit to do!
83	I went out into the woods to deliver a pie to grandma, killed a wolf, got to like violence.
84	We defeated the monster attacking the village but it turned out capitalism was the real monster all along.
85	I want to live the adventurous childhood I never had.
86	They told me fresh air would be good for me, pretty certain this cave air isn't fresh...
87	Step Aerobics just wasn't enough of an exercise for me any longer.
88	I got kicked out of the band because my lyrics were too "philosophical."
89	I am looking for reasons to adventure for a big list I'm compiling.
90	A sociopathic craving for violence that only a high-fantasy adventure of indiscriminately murdering beastmen free of accountability can sate.
91	My fiance-to-be is very demanding!
92	My spouse has developed some very strange cravings...
93	I'm escaping the consequences of a Las Faegas shotgun wedding!
94	I'm looking for the person who fits this glass shoe.
95	I'm escaping an aristocrat with a thing for feet.
96	I have this glass shoe that doesn't fit me so I'm keeping it away from my humble but pretty stepsister!
97	They cut me out of a troll's stomach and now I have to find my way home!
98	I was in the latrine at a Ren Fair and when I came out I was here.
99	I'm just looking for a really good cup of coffee.
100	Roll twice, shake well, and come up with something yourself