d100 List of Zamonian Races

But Lawful, your last post a month ago was a background list! I know, I know, I know. Listen, it has been a busy, maddening month and about the only thing that kept me sane was my Walter Moers' audiobooks. Now, my European readers are probably more familiar with Moers and his works, mostly in the form of his off color comics and the infamous Captain Bluebear. But for those of you who do not know, here is a little primer on Zamonia.

Professor Abdullah Nightingale, 7-Brained Nocturnomath

From the

"Encyclopedia of Marvels, Life Forms and Other Phenomena of Zamonia and its Environs" 

by Professor Abdullah Nightingale. 

Zamonia: The continent upon which the premise of this Encyclopedia is primarily based. It is located East of the West Indies, West of Eurasia, South of Greater & Lesser Trollia, and North of Murkia. Bounded to the East by →"Paw Island", to the West by →"Atlantis", the South by the →"Impic Alps, The", and the North by →"Great Forest, The", Zamonia is among the last habitations of numerous Marvels, Life Forms, and Other Phenomena as untainted by the influence of Mankind→see Human Being, The and Zamonian War of Succession, The. 

Zamonia is a gonzo paradise for anyone interested fantasy adventure. From the lighter hearted "13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear" to the more violent scenes seen in "Rumo and his Miraculous Adventures." From the OSR-esque labyrinths in "The City of Dreaming Books" to the disgusting and power hungry alchemists in "The Alchemaster's Apprentice," Zamonia has something to inspire everyone. There are paths to Hel, magical and dangerous libraries of vast size, the insidious and massive S.S. Moloch, and, of course, Atlantis itself.

For a little taste of Zamonia, I have made for you a d100 GLOG style list of races mentioned in the Zamonia series adapted to the best of my ability while trying to remain faithful to both the books and the mechanics. Many of the races were mentioned at high speed as inhabitants of Atlantis, and for some we possess few details or even just their names. These I have attempted to make reasonably close Zamonian lore for and I've marked them with an asterisk (*). If you see anything here that you would change, please don't hesitate to comment and I'd be more than happy to update the abilities to something more fitting. All images on this are credited to Walter Moers, the author and illustrator of the Zamonia series.

Well without further adieu!

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	Races	Advantage	Disadvantage	Reroll
1	African Tangawangs	Plus 1 attack on anything larger than it	1-in-6 chance of challenging anyone encountered for the first time to a fight	Str
2	Alpine Imp	Succeed all but the most difficult climbs	Exceedingly ugly, only 1d6 Cha	Dex
3	Anklemen*	Kick/Stomp as Heavy Weapon	Most traditional gear doesn't work	Con
4	Ant People	Plus 2 STR for Inventory Slots	Save vs. Fear when alone	Con
5	Antarctic Fridgetrolls	Can root itself to be completely immobile against any effect	Double fatigue from heat	Dex
6	Auntifers*	Can produce 1 pint of high proof alcohol once per day, cannot have more than 1 produced at any one time	-2 to Saves	Int
7	Baalbek Wormlets	Three arms	Must bury itself in the ground and chant for 4 hours a day	Wis
8	Big-Footed Bertts	Cackle once per day to force a morale check in all within hearing	Cannot speak at a volume less than a shout	Con
9	Bluddums	Shrug off 1d12 damage 1/day	When afraid, Save or attack enemy	Str
10	Booklings	Can Hypnotize with 3 or more Booklings	Read as rations, must be new material	Int
11	Bozzums*	Can safely swallow and pass anything that could fit into its mouth	1-in-6 chances of causing party to have nightmares and lose benefit of sleep	Wis
12	Bufadistas	Can shout and sing amazingly well	Crimson bellies look like bullseyes, +1 damage from ranged sources	Cha
13	Burrps*	Consume 1 ration to belch combustible petrol fumes (1d6 damage, 30' cone)	If brought to 0 HP via fire damage, save or explode	Con
14	Central Indian Trifakirs	360 degree vision	Lose 120 degree of vision at 2/3 and 1/3 health	Wis
15	Chimeras	Can quadruple their weight by sitting on something and taking no other actions	Can be turned as undead	Dex
16	Chromobear	Always roll initiative twice, take better result	Halved Stealth due to bright coloration	Cha
17	Cinnamen*	Creatures dealing bite damage must save or be stunned for one round from spice-overload	Save when insulted or demand recompense	Con
18	Corn Demons*	Can sacrifice 1d6 HP to make 1 ration	Permanently Affected by Become Delicious spell	Con
19	Crat	All benefits of being a house cat	Can only wield Light weapons	Int
20	Danish Dunefolk*	Speak with Sand 1/Day	Cannot sleep in the same place twice	Str
21	Demonocle	Plus 2 STR for feats of strength (bending bars, lifting gates etc.)	Can only eat raw living creatures as rations	Str
22	Dogheads*	Can track a creature by smell	Save vs. Commands	Cha
23	Draks	Can turn into wet dogs in one minute intervals	Save vs. Housework	Cha
24	Duodwarfs	Bite as Medium Weapon	Consume double rations	Con
25	Dwerrogs	Spit Teeth as Crossbow, regrow 10 a day up to 20	Must abide by chivalric code	Wis
26	Earspoonlets	Can remember and repeat one message at a time that can be said in a single breath	Save vs. Fear in Silence	Dex
27	Elverines*	Not effected by rough or slippery terrain	Can only eat raw meat	Int
28	Fangfangs	Antlers as Medium Weapons	Cannot retreat from Combat	Str
29	Florinthian Klodds	Very pleasant, +2 to initial reaction rolls	Must always Carouse when capable	Cha
30	Gargylls	Constant Feather Fall	Save to break local laws
31	Geletin from the 2364th dimension	Can smell magic/dimensional portals	Can only consume the sound of fresh milk.	Int
32	Ghorks*	Silence anything they hold with both hands	Deaf	Wis
33	Gibbetkins*	Defense as Plate	Drawbacks as Plate	Con
34	Glacier Gophers*	Can cause everything (EVERYTHING) within 30' to save or dance for 1d6 rounds once a day	Evaporate in high temperatures, 1 hp damage/round	Dex
35	Gogmagogs*	Can wield Heavy Weapon and Shield	Save at start of combat to avoid hitting yourself	Str
36	Gnomelet	Immune to mind-effecting magic	Half # of skill slots OR only half bonus from skills	Dex
37	Grailsundian Hazelwitches	Sun for an hour for a ration	Cannot naturally heal in darkness (underground)	Wis
38	Hackonians	Party and hirelings have +1 on all morale related checks	Cannot speak negatively of anything	Cha
39	Halfway Humans*	Capable of fine manipulation within 30'	Easily Scattered	Con
40	Harvest Home Hamsters*	3 additional Fast Inventory slots, held in cheeks	Nearsighted past 30', colorblind	Cha
41	Hellings	Treat Darkness as Light	Treat Light as Darkness	Int
42	Hogling	Immune to Pain effects	-2 on mind-altering effect saves	Con
43	Homunkel	Roll 4 times on Biological Mutation Table, Choose 2	No rights, can be killed without prosecution	Con
44	Horned Imbicels	Horn as Medium Weapon	Impossible to communicate with verbally	Wis
45	Human	Assured rescue from death once	Save vs. Dares	Player Choice
46	Invisibles	Permanently Invisible	Nearly Blind, -4 to Attack and Def	Int
47	Irish Druids	Talk with Animals 1/Day	Gains no benefit from resting outside of nature	Wis
48	Italian Doomsbirds	Can proclaim dooms, foes have -2 morale	Party has -2 morale, constantly pessimistic	Cha
49	Japanese Bonsai Mites	Can fit through any crack	Cannot wear armor of any kind	Dex
50	Kackertratts	Rotten Food as Rations	Universally Hated	Con
51	Kuksbuks	Double foraging gains	Have no concept of haggling, must pay first price offered	Str
52	Lemurs	Exceedingly cute, if acting non-hostile, foes must Save to attack the Lemur	Affected by abilities as though they were evil undead	Dex
53	Lindworms	Bite as Light Weapon	Save vs. Trinkets & Fancy Clothes	Int
54	Mandragors	Grip can only be loosened in death	Clingy, Save vs. Fear or cling to closest living thing	Dex
55	Melanosprites	Stealth +4 in Darkness	Cannot wield Heavy Weapons	Wis
56	Melusines	1-in-6 chance of knowing applicable rumors	Save vs. Gossip	Cha
57	Minipirate	Save vs. Death attacks only deal 1 Damage	No more than 5 inventory Slots	Dex
58	Monastocalves*	Roll a d10 instead of d12 on Death and Dismemberment checks	Save vs. Fear or Stampede	Con
59	Muchwater Mannikins*	Extremities can be removed and reattached without harm	Extremely Uncanny, -4 to reaction rolls	Con
60	Muggs	Can determine weather 24 hours in advance with a 4-in-6 certainty	Count as Concussed in urban environments	Wis
61	Nineslayers*	permanent STR and WIS increase of 1 when conquering one of nine elements.	when an element is conquered, cut off a finger. Save vs. Gangrene.	Wis
62	Nocturnomath	Has 18 Int, +1d6 in darkness	Only 2d6 Physical Stats, Save vs. Bright Light	N/A
63	Noontide Ghouls	Can turn invisible by turning sideways and holding breath	Incapable of causing fear or intimation effects	Dex
64	Norns*	Produce 30' "rope" per day	Affected by a different Minor Curse every full moon	Dex
65	Norselanders	Exceptional hearing	Doubly vulnerable to sound based attacks	Int
66	North Zamonian Zombies	Head can survive 24 hours without body	Cannot heal via lunch	Wis
67	Obliviogs*	Immune to Charm spells	Adds 2d6 Hours to any overland travel time	Con
68	Olfactile	Can track a creature by smell	Horrible smell, can only consume stink	Dex
69	Paradise Worms*	Feather Fall 1/Day	Cannot hold more than one thing at a time (via tail)	Cha
70	Peat Witches*	Regrow a limb once	Double damage from Slashing weapons	Con
71	Pixies	Take half damage from Intelligent Living Creatures	Take double damage from everything else	Wis
72	Poophs*	Identify the name of anything by taste	Save to Resist New Flavors	Con
73	Popples	Evil spirits to to have -2 on all checks within melee range	Personally have -2 on all checks within melee range with evil spirits	Dex
74	Pratts*	Can eat rotten rations	Always thinks aloud	Cha
75	Raving Maenads	Immune to swallowed poisons and intoxicants	Permanently Drunk	Con
76	Rickshaw Demons	Encumbrance does not effect Movement	Double effects of Encumbrance on Defense	Str
77	Ronkers*	Can continuously lift something with both arms (even while sleeping or in death) until arms are hacked off	Cannot move if using both arms	Str
78	Rumplestilts*	Can spin 1 GP per day from straw, but it must be used as payment for a pre-arranged deal	Cannot break deals	Str
79	Semi-mummies*	Eyes give light as a candle, can't turn off without keeping eyes closed	Double damage from fire	Wis
80	Semielephants	All Inventory is Fast Inventory	Save vs. Fear against rodents	Dex
81	Shark Grubs	Start with 2 Camp Followers	-4 to Movement	Wis
82	Shivering Sound Shrews*	Spend 1 ration to screech as 1 MD Shatter	Roll on Death and Dismemberment table if a meal is missed	Int
83	Swamazons*	Can fit through any space that can fit their head	Must always spend first round of combat posing	Dex
84	Tabacco Elves	Fearless	Love-sick, always fail charm saves	Str
85	Thimbleskins*	Spines as Medium Weapons	Cannot wear armor on chest	Con
86	Toothworms	Can chew through rock at the rate of a foot per hour	Save Vs. Commands	Dex
87	Transylvanian Werewolves	Claws as Medium Weapons	Save or be transfixed by the full moon	Wis
88	Troglotrolls	Always knows appoximate location underground	Cannot tell a straight truth	Wis
89	Twerpps	Can identify medicinal properties by taste	-2 to Initiative	Con
90	Uggly	Mild Precognition, +2 to Initiative	HIDEOUS! Hirelings and Reaction rolls have -4 to checks	Wis
91	Vampires	Blood as Rations	Direct Sunlight deals 1 hp damage/round	Con
92	Venetian Midgets	Ignore effects of Encumbrance on Stealth	Roll under Wis each day or be unable to heal from lunch due to pining for home	Str
93	Ventisnipes*	Can see detail at a great distance	Must Save or pick up shiny objects	Dex
94	Voltigorks	Can communicate seismically via Vibrobass instruments to other Voltigorks, 2d6 miles	Slightly magnetic, metals weapons ignore 1 point of defense	Int
95	Vulphead	Can tell one per day that cannot be questioned	Always considered suspect by authority figures	Cha
96	Waterkins*	Can mold water as though it were clay, lasts a day	When afraid, will literally freeze in place and require thawing	Int
97	Witthogs	Consume Half Rations	Cannot back down from an argument	Cha
98	Wolpertingers	Can smell as well as they can see	Sink like a stone	Wis
99	Yetis	Can treat strength as 20 once per day	Double fatigue effects from heat	Str
100	Yhôllian Bloodslurpers	Can remain fully alert while sleeping	2 Inventory slots always filled with fat	Con

African Tangawangs: Sedge Gnomes that are not much bigger than children of three but immensely quick, strong and pugnacious

Alpine Imp-An inhabitant of the Impic Alps in southern Zamonia, the common Alpine Imp may generally be numbered, like the Gulch Troll and the Glacier Gorgon but unlike the Troglotroll or the Avalanche Ogress, among the so-called guileless mountain demons, in other words, mountain-dwelling sprites devoid of evil intent.

Anklemen*-Giant feet with faces on the bottom, usually wears an ornamental helmet on ankle stub

Ant People-human below the waist and formicine above; they can carry objects a hundred times their own weight

Antarctic Fridgetrolls-Hybrids of plants and animals, but resemble icebergs with mouths and eyes, are linguistically gifted and grow up to three meters tall

Auntifers*-Extremely sycophantic witch-like being, prone to pinching cheeks, having high pitched voices, and being dehabilitatingly drunk

Baalbek Wormlets big, spotty giants with bulls’ heads and three sinewy arms; they have good manners but peculiar habits, such as burying themselves waist-deep in loose sand and mutter unintelligible prayers.

Big-Footed Bertts half duck, half Bush Witch; more precisely, women with ducks’ bills up top and ducks with very big women’s feet below.

Bluddums-From the head to the belly they are shaggy black bears with large, protruding teeth. From the belly down they are human with feet size 50 onwards; their hairless legs have blood-red skin

Booklings-Child sized cyclopeans born from ancient books, memorize one author's works and take on their personality. 

Bozzums*-A race of being who look like a nightmare interpritation of a deep sea clown. About half appear as the traditionally Happy Clown, a third appear as sad clowns, and the remainer are abberant mimes.

Bufadistas-They have large, toadlike bodies; they often work as singers and musicians on street corners or at fairs and mostly sing about unrequited love.

Burrps*-Small toad-like creatures prone to burping petrol.

Central Indian Trifakirs-Always appeared in threes and made a practice of handing out muddle-headed philosophical tracts

Chimeras-From the family of overweight pressure-spirits. They are of a gnome-like shape and have a reptilian, iridescent or opalescent skin; they have the evil eye itself, and rarely do their eyes have the same eye colour

Chromobear Man sized intellligent bears that come in every possible (and some impossible) colors.

Cinnamen*-Of the wood-men genus, these are bark skinned humanoids that are distinctly spicy in attitude and smell.

Corn Demons*-Of the plant-demon family, distantly related to Moss Demons, these creatures are pale yellow with high cone-like heads and are delicious almost beyond compare. 

Crat-House cat with human intelligence, can speak and walk on hind legs

Danish Dunefolk*-A tribe of goblin that once lived on the Migratory Domestic Dunes of Denmark, however after their Dunes washed to sea they came to Zamonia and seek new Domesticated Dunes to travel upon

Demonocle-Single eyed demons of great strength and little intellect, they are known for enjoying a diet of living creatures.

Dogheads*-As their name suggests their heads are very similar to those of dogs.

Draks-Amusing little mini dragons belonging to the goblin family; good-natured, well-meaning house spirits that can turn into wet dogs for a brief period

Duodwarfs-They have a talking belly in addition to their head; their head and stomach are constantly in disagreement - no matter what - so they must constantly quarrel with themselves

Dwerrogs-Ferretlike creatures with projecting teeth and good manners

Earspoonlets- An acoustic vampire that feeds on speech; they are a little bigger then dachshunds but have hearing organs the size of a young elephant

Elverines*-Small, elven creatures with sharp taloned feet, penultimate ice skaters 

Fangfangs-Externally resemble the Norselanders, but in contrast to these are up to ten feet tall; they also have small, human, tight ears. They behave uncultured and occasionally fall into groups of 100 to 150 drunk men in Atlantis, which ends in destruction and mass brawls.

Florinthian Klodds-A very social species of large dogbat with wings and dark fur

Gargylls-A winged species of gnome whose appearance varies greatly as their ancestors came from a wide variety of contents and had inbred over the millennia; they take care of any minor misdemeanours

Geletin from the 2364th dimension-Gelatinous beings from another dimension. Weave autobiographical carpets, can smell Dimentional Haituses, and mostly eat milk noises

Ghorks*- Related to the Voltigorks, Ghorks are a strain of gremlin  known to infest belfries, sports stadiums and caves with the right accoustics. 

Gibbetkins*-Emaciated humanoids with exceptionally long legs and arms, their "body", barring their legs and arms, is encased in an chitenous organic gibbet

Glacier Gophers*-Fiddle playing water spirits, called Glacier Gophers for how they tend to "pop up" from melting glaciers 

Gogmagogs*-Giants with two tosoes growing out of the same legs, half a brain between them

Gnomelet-Miniscule cyclopses known for being small and weak, and are often "pushy, sneaky, cowardly, lazy, arrogant, covetuos, and greedy."

Grailsundian Hazelwitches-They are hunchbacked, have limbs of nodular wood and wear garments of green leaves; they have long wooden fingers and a yellow tongue

Hackonians-Dwarves who are universally popular, soft-hearted, incorrigibly romantic, and never at a loss for a word of praise

Halfway Humans*-Half a human, missing their legs, arms, and neck, though still possessing hands, feet, and head. Present half functions as normal and seems to float over empty space where the missing half would be. Oddly can still be decapitated

Harvest Home Hamsters*-Creatures that originate from the Harvest Home Plains, Man sized intelligent hamsters. Extremely hostile towards other Hamsters

Hellings-Pale, silver haired rulers of Hel, penultimate alchemists. Naturally vile and evil.

Hogling-Pig people known more for their endurance than their intelligence

Homunkel-Horrible looking alchemical creations born from the "mother soup", make up most of the Slave caste in Hel.

Horned Imbicels-They are characterized by being the most difficult-to-understand civilized form of existence, as they communicate with a raspy chant that sounds like an opera singer with a moth in his throat. However, since nobody talks to them, this problem settles itself

Human-Incredibly adventurous, to the point of stupidity, Humans were banished from Atlantis for their hijinks. Rare in Zamonia except for the most adventurous. Primary inhabitnts of Tornado City

Invisibles-Social misfits and radical dropouts who have retreated to the ancient, disused severs of Atlantis; some say they truly are invisible

Irish Druids-Peaceable but not wholly innocuous; they were said to be able to turn people into a harp or a lump of peat if their native island was insulted

Italian Doomsbirds-A cross between a human and a chicken, which means in the true sense that they look outwardly like chickens, but use their deep male bass voices to warn of impending doom

Japanese Bonsai Mites-They are, as their name suggests, of small growth and with their average size of 1 cm, they are even smaller than minipirates, comes in infestations

Kackertratts-Mutation that combines the genes of pigeons, rats and cockroaches; they are four to five feet long

Kuksbuks-Small, round and completely pelted creatures that bake yeast snacks on open grass fires and sell them so cheaply that they have become a staple food in Atlantis

Lemurs*- Small ring-tailed simians known for their darling hopping gait, their mask-like colored markings, and their large eyes. Lesser known is their relationship with the spirits of the malicious dead with whom they share their name.

Lindworms-A race of saurian poets, writers, and philosophers that live primarily in the impregnanble Lindworm Castle. They are known to be prone to flights of fancy, gaudy clothing, and pouring boiling pitch on would be invaders

Mandragors-Semi-human plants of the deadly nightshade family; they have rootlike arms and legs which they use to cling to people

Melanosprites*- Lithe waist height sprites that are so black that they appear more like holes cut in space than physical thing. Known for extremely ars gratia artis street preformances.

Melusines-A hairless type of dwarf with a penchant for gossip and a positively artistic way of dealing brush, comb, and scissors

Minipirate- A tiny pirate no more than 6" tall, has two peg legs, two hooked hands, one eye, and a scraggly moustache. Among the best sailors in the world even if they've never actually captured a vessal. Comes in crews.

Monastocalves*-4' Tall bovine-folk who are traditionally wear saffron robes. Highly religious, seek to unify with the Golden Calf 

Muchwater Mannikins*-A form of existence originally from Silesia; apart from the fact that they are obviously very sociable and constantly in hordes, next to nothing is known about them Actually animate mannikins.

Muggs-A desert dwelling people wrapped entirely in blue cloth, have mini-periscopes over their eyes, have unnervingly difficult to say names and consume only the Mugroom

Nineslayers*-Mid-sized cyclopean creatures that traditionally wield 9-Ring Broadswords. They seek a sort of violent nirvana by physically conquoring the nine elements (earth, wind, fire, water, mind, body, time, space, darkness)

Nocturnomath-Incredibly intelligent troglobite creatures with 2-7 auxiliary brains, become more intelligent the darker it is. Known to carry transmittable intelligence bacteria. 

Noontide Ghouls- Look like demonic paper cut-outs and prefer to get up to their tricks in the middle of the day, forfeiting their spooky appearance.

Norns*-A mostly female race of Spider-like humanoids, penultimate weavers, claim to weave destiny itself. Destiny regularly curses them for this species-wide hubris.

Norselanders-Bipedal elks with human bodies and extremely long, sensitive, protruding ears and a perchant for politics.

North Zamonian Zombies-Zombies with their heads full of cogitating quicksand and thereby retain their intelligence

Obliviogs*-Naturally oblivious troglodyte-like creatures with no sense of direction

Olfactile-A form of smell vampire that feeds on body odours; they have long bodies with 4-15 noses

Paradise Worms*-Worms about the length of an smallish anaconda with a single large eye at one end. The upper side of their bodies are adorned with many dozens of small dragonfly-like wings while their lower side moves though the colors of the rainbow dependent on their mood. It is conjectured that their original habitat was semi-solid clouds related to the Gloomberg Tempest phenomena. 

Peat Witches*-Living mounds of compressed peat, spontaneously rise under rare alignments of factors. Have hearts made of butter.

Pixies-They are something like intelligent bees; in Atlantis, it's hard to eat a piece of pie without being spotted by at least one elf, however, they are never killed, as the superstitious people believe that it brings bad luck

Poophs* Pot-bellied goblinoids, known to be penultimate gourmets.

Popples-Wood goblins that are skilled craftsmen; it is said that only they can produce a Pixie star that deters Chimeras

Pratts*-Mischievous half human rats, known to speech in a complex cant and are hopeless braggarts.

Raving Maenads-Devotees of the god Dionysus who like to dress up in animal skins and dance through the streets until they pass out; they have women’s bodies and wildcats’ faces

Rickshaw Demons- They are a fast means of transport in larger cities; they carry around other forms of existence and loads on their humps with high speed and power. They are large, three eyed, and humped, looking something like a shaved fu-lion

Ronkers*-With a head like a flat-face boar and a lower body like a minuscule chihuahua, Ronkers get around by walking on their massive and grotesquely muscular arms. 

Rumplestilts*-Gangly dwarves prone to fits of rage, traditionally do not reveal their names to anyone

Semi-mummies* Half mummified humanoids with hawk-heads, which half seems to be random

Semielephants- They are extremely fast chefs because of their many arms and trunk (a total of seven "hands" as the trunk can be used as a hand too); they can simultaneously perform many tasks, take orders and serve customers. Pretty much a race of Ganeshas.

Shark Grubs-Incredibly intelligent large slugs with shark heads and up to 14 small hands. Prone to gambling, criminal empires, and a lust for the finer things in life.

Shivering Sound Shrews*-Shrew-like semi-humans with over developed vocal cords. Capable of shattering glass, or even stone, with their earsplitting screeching. Their metabolism is hyperactive and must spend much of their time eating or searching for food.

Swamazons*-Extremely flexible all female species, prone to assuming yoga positions at any moment.

Tobacco Elves- Strange drwaves that originate from the jungles of South American with olive complexion; they have four-fingered hands, claw feet, a furry tail, heavily hairy skin and bulbous noses. They also have green blood as they lack adrenaline, as a result, they are unable to feel fear

Thimbleskins*-Extremely spiny humanoids with pinched sour faces, have corned the kebab market.

Toothworms-originally natives of the Swiss Alps with subservient and grovelling personalities; Bluddums often keep them as salaried domestic pets and use them to fetch their newspapers

Transylvanian Werewolves-traditionally run the bloodbroking businesses, pretty much what it says on the box.

Troglotrolls-Grotesque, repulsive trolls with no redeeming factors, pathological liars and betrayers. Considering among the worse creatures in all of Zamonia

Twerpps-They collect the slimy trail of Midgard Serpents to make a soup alleged to render one immortal (this was never proven as Twerrps, who live to at least a thousand, consume all of it themselves). 

Uggly-Exceedingly hideous creatures that smell of rotting wood and dust. Many have some mild form of precognition

Vampires-Black cats the size of a full-grown mastiff with the face of a maddened baboon and short wings sprouting from their shoulders

Venetian Midgets-Dwarves with a great liking for canal construction, mostly from homesickness

Ventisnipes*-Bird-like bipeds with long thin beaks and covered in marsh camouflage plumage, which is unfortunately useless most modern environments.  Known for their exceptional vision

Voltigorks*-Electrically infused noise-gremlins known for their talents with bass instruments.

Vulphead-Fox-headed humanoinds, incredibly cunning, known best for Nussram Fhakir the Unique (Longest reigning King of Lies) and Colophonius Regenschein, a famous Bookhunter

Waterkins*-Somewhere between a newt, a pug and a gorilla, known for their lack of hygiene and interesting relationship with water.

Witthogs-Very slim, philosophically gifted semi-pigs with a markedly ascetic streak that love to debate.

Wolpertingers-There is a wild and a civilized variant of the Wolpertinger; their face shape is very variable, they are mostly reminiscent of known breeds of dog, but have a humanoid physique (up to the head) and are up to three meters tall. In addition, they have two simple antlers, which lie between the ears. Their young, Wolperting Whelps, are considered among the cutest creatures in Zamonia.

Yetis-Fully covered in white hair and of impressive stature; glassy red eyes and around 80 teeth.

Yhôllian Bloodslurpers-Obese mountain demons with two faces. Actually from Yhôl, a continent in the Indian Ocean. Don't ask about Yhôl