Another 100 Reasons to Adventure

Folks liked he first one, here's another!

Roll	Reason
1	I have a death wish the size of Jupiter!
2	I'm seeking the one!
3	I'm seeking The One!
4	I'm collecting headbands!
5	I'm building up good Karma for my next incarnation!
6	I'm paying off the bad Karma from my previous incarnation!
7	I have to gather a hoard to turn myself into a dragon!
8	I have to gather a horde and retake my stolen throne!
9	My collection of (1. Swords 2. Spells 3. Coins 4. Bananas) were stolen by a (1. Hellknight 2. Mad Wizad 3. Master Thief 4. Crocodile King)
10	I need to bring back (1. Food 2. Water 3. Weapons 4. Money) to my (1. Parents 2. Village 3. Master 4. Dimension)
11	This is what I'd do for a Klondike bar.
12	I am two goblins in a trench coat and I've gotten too deep, there is no going back now!
13	I am a (1. Wolf 2. Horse 3. Tree 4. Politician) cursed into human form.
14	My other bodies perished in the Grasslands and I seek to expand myself once again.
15	I was a skeleton but a botched resurrection covered me with flesh, now I have to do things like getting a job and eating!
16	I have delayed my ascension to help others on their journeys.
17	I have been sent here from beyond (1. Time/Space 2. The Grave) for an important mission.
18	I'm collecting information on this world to report to (1. The Creator 2. The Space Council 3. Azathoth 4. Gary Gygax)
19	I was transplanted here from another system (1. Tunnel Goons 2. Esoteric Enterprises 3. SEACAT 4. 6th Edition)
20	I'm paying off my student loans!
21	I want to share the song my people! (d o o t)
22	Its none of your damn business!
23	The Derro will find me if I don't keep moving!
24	The Derro instruct me to keep moving so I can find them!
25	I'm seeking the Stone Books to translate ancient Atlantean knowledge!
26	I blew up the Tomb of the Serpent Kings and now Xiximanter has a vendetta!
27	I am seeking to usurp the power of Moloch!
28	I fell through a wardrobe!
29	A wizard invited a bunch of dwarves to my house and now here I am!
30	My doppelganger is out there and I must slay them!
31	I'm a doppelganger and I must slay my counterpart!
32	I'm on the run from a bunch of tulpas!
33	I have this extremely embarrassing tattoo and I can't hold down any other jobs.
34	I am getting paid so much!
35	I did it on a dare!
36	I did it on a dare to avoid Truth in Truth or Dare!
37	The regular hero is sick and I'm the replacement!
38	Had to get away from an ex.
39	Someone one has to be the adult around here.
40	I was a wolf who was bitten by a human, now I'm a wereman and I need to find a cure!
41	Bigfeet ate my goats, gotta get revenge!
42	Smoked too much Christmas Cheer and now I'm here.
43	I went off the grid and I'm getting paid under the table for wetwork.
44	My beet farm went under and now I have to used my only other talent, bear wrestling.
45	I was born in a dungeon and I only feel comfortable in dark dank places.
46	I got very lost on my way to the bathroom!
47	My (1. Dog 2. Sibling 3. Love 4. Nipples) vanished and I'm looking for them.
48	Someone stole my skin!
49	A pterodactyl is chasing me (there's no pterodactyl)
50	I want to be the very best! (Like no one ever was)
51	I'm stuck in a time loop caused by pirated cable and an explosion!
52	I was conscripted into the Knights of Mars and now I must beat the daylights out of the non-believers!
53	This is all a dream and I'm sleepwalking!
54	I'm actively proving that fortune teller wrong!
55	I owe Goody Mooncup money!
56	All the cool kids are doing it!
57	I'm collecting bones for my etsy store!
58	This is the last stage of my exposure therapy!
59	I'm an escaped psychopath.
60	My bathtub came to life, walked me out here to the woods and dumped me out.
61	I was told this was going to be a wholesome romp through Ghilbi-esque hills!
62	The Wizard Police are after me for Copyright Infringement!
63	I want to prove myself worthy of (1. My Power 2. My Heirloom 3. My Family Name 4. Myself)
64	I seek a way to release the spirit bound to my ring.
65	I just broke free of a Charm and who are you people?
66	I was just unfrozen from cryostasis and the currency from my era is no longer accepted.
67	The ghost of my great grandmother won't leave me alone until I prove myself a hero.
68	An annoying talking animal keeps telling me I need to fine the moon princess.
69	I ate a unicorn and now I'm desperately trying to make up for it.
70	My parents were killed before my eyes and I seek eternal vengeance against evil doers.
71	A Circle of Druids abducted my dog.
72	I keep reliving this timeline until I complete my quest...only I forget what the quest is...
73	I'm a gonzo journalist and things just got weird.
74	I was marooned here by my rebellious airship crew after they found I was a fraud.
75	I went for a bushwee and my family left me behind.
76	I'm on a twelve step program and "clear a dungeon" is step 4 I guess?
77	I have to help my pal master the four elements.
78	I have no attention span and ooh look a goblin!
79	I wished upon a star to become a real [Insert Species] and now I gotta pay rent.
80	I am Skeleton Jelly!
81	My ex-boss kidnapped my boyfriend's mom!
82	I just ran out of shit to do!
83	I went out into the woods to deliver a pie to grandma, killed a wolf, got to like violence.
84	We defeated the monster attacking the village but it turned out capitalism was the real monster all along.
85	I want to live the adventurous childhood I never had.
86	They told me fresh air would be good for me, pretty certain this cave air isn't fresh...
87	Step Aerobics just wasn't enough of an exercise for me any longer.
88	I got kicked out of the band because my lyrics were too "philosophical."
89	I am looking for reasons to adventure for a big list I'm compiling.
90	A sociopathic craving for violence that only a high-fantasy adventure of indiscriminately murdering beastmen free of accountability can sate.
91	My fiance-to-be is very demanding!
92	My spouse has developed some very strange cravings...
93	I'm escaping the consequences of a Las Faegas shotgun wedding!
94	I'm looking for the person who fits this glass shoe.
95	I'm escaping an aristocrat with a thing for feet.
96	I have this glass shoe that doesn't fit me so I'm keeping it away from my humble but pretty stepsister!
97	They cut me out of a troll's stomach and now I have to find my way home!
98	I was in the latrine at a Ren Fair and when I came out I was here.
99	I'm just looking for a really good cup of coffee.
100	Roll twice, shake well, and come up with something yourself

Things Found in a Troll's Stomach

My brain is dead so time to do a random list. Maybe you killed the Troll and you are searching through its insides. Maybe you punched its gut so hard it threw up. I don't know. Maybe consider rolling when the troll is first encountered and see how what it ate might affect the entire fight.

Any good wizard knows that one of the prime ingredients in making your own bag of holding is an intact troll stomach.

1. A Gastrolith the size of a watermelon.
2. Troll Bezoar, difficult to differentiate from the Gastrolith. Goat Bezoars can heal poison, Troll Bezoars are made of the shit that even Trolls can't digest all rolled  together into a thick horrific mass. 10% chance it cures anything, 90% of giving you Super Tetanus, Mummy Rot, and 1 other random disease.
3. A fresh adventurer mashed into a pulp. Roll on a random NPC charge with all of their equipment.
4. A Baby Troll. Trolls reproduce by eating enough meat in one sitting and eating a large portion of itself. Surviving, the meats combine and make a new unique troll. It gets a surprise attack on your face.
5. 10d6 Teeth, 60-Teeth gold coins, and a pair of very large butterfly wings.
6. 60 Gallons of a non-acidic liquid from the d100 Bottled Goods list. It got into a Distillery and/or Alchemist's lab.
7. A signet ring, a water tight case with scrolls regarding an armistice between two warring countries, and four horseshoes.
8. AAAAAHHHHHH FUCK MEAT BEE HIVE
9. A really really annoying/annoyed Demilich.
10. A small sphere of annihilation, no wonder the troll was so emaciated.
11. A License Plate from a 1971 Ford Pinto.
12. A partridge and a bunch of pears, 2 turtle doves, 3 french hens 4 calling birds, 5 gold rings 6 geese a-laying, 7 swans a-swimming, 8 maids a-milking, 9 ladies dancing, 10 lords a-leaping, 11 pipers piping, and 12 drummers drumming
13. A magically powered personal "massager" that is stuck in on.
14. 1d6 Taxidermy Deer Butts
15. A Sentient Disease that was piloting the troll towards as reservoir.
16. 6 Goblins piloting a very convincing paper machete troll.
17. THE ORKUS
18. Highly Corroded Antikythera Mechanism
19. Its Parent
20. An Ochre Jelly

21. Mijster Willem, travelling bard from the lands of pine and moss, with a penchant for misfortune

22. An entire coffin, perfectly sized to one of the PCs. 

23. 1d20! Skeletons Jellies

24. A collection of liquid books in mason jars and a very small door to the Stygian Library. 

25. A small man with a funny hat puppeteering it via sticks and levers.

26. 1d12 tied off balloons full of random wizard drugs.

27. Seven League Sandals, as Seven League Boots but Dex save or trip and become a Seven League Skidmark.

28. 1d100 Spiders/Scorpians/Solifugae

29. Maggie, an acid resistant but slightly torn pink teddy bear that allows their new owner to resist any affect that would interfere with natural sleep/rest.

30. A Novelty Zombie

31. 1d10 Miles of Intestine. A trained Augur could, given time, predict general fortunes of the region for a number of years equal to the length of the intestines in miles.

32. Four and twenty live blackbirds

33. A Giant Fluke, stats as a boa constrictor. 

34. A very grateful and very moist Prince.

35. A Decanter of Endless Chicken Soup and a pulped copy of Chicken Soup for the Troll's Soul

36. 1d10 HD (or 1d10 1HD) Gloops!

37. 1d10 More Nested Stomachs, roll again for each

38. A tin of curiously strong mints.

39. A lot of beard hair, fourteen skulls, a map to a mountain and a key.

40. A really really confused summoner. 

41. A 40' tall saguaro cactus that explodes into full size when released.

42. A hole that leads to another troll's and stomach.

43. All of the lost Left Socks.

44. 1d100 Hagfish and a proportional amount of slime.

45. The entire contents of a small peasant cottage, still in surprisingly good shape.

46. A wolf whose own stomach is a dungeon, within which is a ghoul whose stomach is a dungeon.

47. Nothing at all, the entirely of the Troll is empty.

48. An upset man with crosses tattooed over his eyes, immediately attacks any magic users.

49. THIS ASSHOLE

50. A priceless work of art, now....well priced less.

51. That package you swore you sent and never arrived.

52. A soggy mass of vegetation. If left alone it will grow into a vegan Moss Troll.

53. V_Woolfe's Lost Shipments

54. A magic arrow that unlocks one's hidden power when struck with it. Or maybe it just kills you. 

55. A rubberband ball, 1d6! inches in circumfrance

56. The Greyhawk Philharmonic Orchestra, they expect someone to pay them. 

57. An extremely ugly piggy bank, gets bigger as you feed it money. Turns into a 10 HD vicious golden boar when fed 100GP total.

58. A Shoggoth 

59. A meat cleaver, a wooden leg, an eye patch, and a name badge "Greasetrap The Pirate"

60. Buer, its always goddamn Buer isn't it?

61. A Golem made of Liquid Mercury, thanks you then flees back to guard a lost tomb somewhere. 

62. The Keys to a Golden Barge

63. A Scrying Orb that is currently watching the party and a conical hat with embroidered stars.

64. A Heinous Idol

65. An ungrateful rabid badger.

66. Stomach explodes as a max power fireball when pierced.

67. A cloud of Cordyceps spores

68. 1d100 Zines
69. Exactly what you'd think would occupy the 69th slot in this list.
70. A Cookbook, a cauldron, 1d6 random ingredients, and a one eyed hunch backed witch
71. A Troll Pearl- Like an oyster pearl, something indigestible gets stuck and overtime is covered in something not unlike Nacre. Eventually it is excreted in one fashion or another, but this one is massive and is worth a small dragon's hoard.
72.  Troll Beer- Under very rare circumstances a troll's stomach will ferment its last meal into a highly potent alcohol capable of frying a dwarf's beard right from their face. Troll Beer gives its drinker a Troll's regenerative qualities as long as the drinker remains drunk. It also deals 1d6 permanent Con damage from the sheer taxing power it has on one's liver.
73. Oil- This extremely old troll's digestive tract has been compressing its meals for longer than mankind has been around, 1d10 barrels of crude oil pours from his million year bowels.
74. An Unbound Familiar
75. 1d1000 small magnetic balls
76. A fully outfitted and fully dead doppelganger version of the party.
77. Troll Ambergris- A green-grey greasy substance that is absolutely essential in crafting arcane perfumes. These allow Potions to be turned into an aerosol and affect via smell rather than drinking them. Also apparently goes excellent with scrambled eggs. Beloved by Wizards and especially decadent gourmands.
78. Gnorbert- A gnome in an acid and bludgeoning proof suit of his own design. Is really frustrated that the party let him out before the suit could be fully tested.
79. A tiny submarine with a staff of tiny scientists.
80. The lost 11th-20th Commandments.
81. A perfectly oven fresh loaf of bread
82. A dead infomercial host along with their product. Slapchop, Oxyclean, Red Copper Pan all come to mind.
83. A Brick of Fluorine that immediately sublimates and reacts. Google up how awful Fluorine is.

84. A combination lock inside of a dirty sock. Deals 1d4 Bludgeoning damage. 

85. The Last Dodo

86. The First Dodo

87. A meteorite- Contains enough adamantine for a single sword of destiny. 

88. The first thing that pops up when you hit Random Article on Wikipedia.

89. An entire bog worth of cranberries.

90. Everything from a Giant's Sack list.

91. Panic Attack Jack- Springs out screaming, save or be driven temporarily insane. Panic Attack Jack flees into the woods.

92. Ancient Scroll of Mystical Martial Arts Techniques 

93. A gold fortune cookie but when you open it is just says "gross"

94. Choose a book off of your shelf without looking. That.

95. A complete dinner set of fancy silverware. 

96. The killing blow causes it to burst out fluff and blood, like some hideous inhabitant of the Hundred Acres Woods.

97. Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf, he's brandishing a knife.

98. The Legendary Axe of Dwarfish Lords, Dwarf King Skeleton still attached. 

99, A Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. 

100. Page 57 from the whole earth catalogs last issue, printed 1970.

Carnival Mini Games for my Eldritch Americana Campaign

My group of Eldritch Americana waste-wanderers are having a low stakes filler episode at the carnival. Here are some mini games we did while there. Most of the games are rigged. Encourage players to sneakily screw over the carnies at the midway. It is 1908, the Moon is shattered, the Elder Gods have returned and Centaur President Teddy Roosevelt is on his way out. Time to have fun.

High Striker

Good old hit the lever with the hammer and ring the bell. A straight up and down strength contest...well 1-in-10 times. The other 9-in-10 times its rigged and there is no way in hell you could win. Prize is bragging rights and a jumbo sized stuffed teddy bear.

Coconut Shy
Stack of 6 coconuts knock them down for a prize. Touted as a test of manual dexterity and skill.

Dex test will always result in 1 staying up, Strength test to knock them all down (glued together).

Small Prize- A coconut

Big prize- Chalkware figurine , 1-in-6 chance of being cursed, 1-in-6 chance of being worth a small fortune to a collector.

Ring Toss
Toss rings to get prizes. Attack roll against Chain for random prize, Attack roll against Plate + Shield for a specific prize. This can work with a Balloon Pop game too.

Red- Chinese Finger trap, may require a Wisdom or Strength check to escape.
Orange - Goldfish
Yellow- Beaglepuss glasses, may work as a disguise against particularly dense NPCs.
Green- Living Balloon animal (acts as animal it is modeled after, 1 hp, no defense)
Blue- Tickets for Ferris wheel
Indigo- Big Swirly Lollipop
Violet- Scented Paper Flower
Octarine- Can only be seen by those with Wizard Vision or getting a critical success, win a random Minor Magic Item

Whack a Mole

A Mole-Man in a white jump suit pops up from one of 5 holes around you. Roll under initiative to hit them with a paint soaked foam-bat. The Mole-Man also has a paint-bat and will hit you back if you miss. Least painted after 5 rounds wins. Prize is a folding hand fan painted by the Mole-Man.

Bobbing for Heads 

A carnie with a can stands before a tin tub full of water. "Bobbing for heads," he hawks, "That's right bobbing for heads, fun for the whole family!" When approached, he unsheathes his cane sword and cleanly slices off the heads of the interested party members. He rolls the still living heads into the water where they must shout commands to their headless bodies to pick their head back up and attach it back to their body. Remember left-to-right reversal also potential shenanigans for putting the wrong head on the wrong body.

Tunnel of Love

Yeah we had a romantic scene with magic lights and a first kiss between a man and a gooseman. DON'T JUDGE ME BRO IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

Ferris Wheel

Nice big Ferris Wheel, see your house from the top. 1-in-6 chance it gets stuck with folks at the top. 1-in-6 chance it spins wildly out of control.

Wooden Roller Coaster

Roll constitution to avoid vomiting, immune to similar effects after saving.

Ghost Train
Ride in a mine cart through a “haunted tunnel” while a variety of horrors cause Fear effect, save or react appropriately. Saving against Fear effect here renders you immune to Fear on your next appropriate encounter. I'm personally excited for the potential here because the Fear effects reactions from my party here range from Run Away to Freeze Up to GOOSE ATTACK MODE.

GLOOP! Eating Contest-

Contestants have their hands tied behind their backs and sit in front of a large trough. Gloop! of a variety of flavors is released into the trough. The Gloop wants to be eaten and makes happy cooing noises as they shove and ooze their way to the contestants' mouths. Roll Con each round to keep down the Gloop,  may have other effects depending on the type of Gloop eaten. Last one standing wins. NPC contestants have 8, 10, 12, and 14 Con. Any vomited Gloops will coo sadly then try to have someone else eat them. Winner gets a 2 HD Gloop pet. 

Craterton

I was going to make a play report for the live GLOG stuff I've been playing but I've not been in the right mind place to write it all up yet. It is nominally another Tomb of the Serpent Kings play through in what is essentially a take on Arnold K's Eldritch Americana. However after only going a little ways into the tomb, my players decided to head back to town for plans, supplies, and misadventures. We've spent the last three sessions in town and they are enjoying themselves so much that I'm afraid they won't leave. Here's a quick overview.

Craterton

Government:

• Mayor Godfrey Burp, sentient gas-based lifeform from another dimension, inhabits a deep sea diving suit, will do anything to be re-elected, wants to turn the local snakeman tombs into tourist attraction.

• Assistant Mayor Parry-Parry-Lunge- An épée  swerda stuck in a tall, thin androgynous body, wears a variety of fancy hats. Can't talk, but is really good at charades.

• Katrina Van Tassel- Burp’s Blemmyes secretary. Pince nez glasses, feathery hat, crows feet. Breeds Schnappshunds, 700 lb alcoholic bat-dog-camel beasts.

Landmarks: 

The Tagaq River, infested with Walrus.

The Rock: Fell from the Moon when it hatched, the cause of the crater. About 5 stories tall, City Hall is built in front of it. 

Locations:

• University Extension Office- Underwhelming, run by Theo Finch, a twitchy man who mostly runs tests and numbers for the main campus. Believes in Sneeple. No students currently here. Building has a few temporary bedrooms, a testing room, and four temporary professor offices. Dr. Azoth, Chemistry, Dr. Drenan, Archaeology, Dr. Gilead, Medicine, Dr. N. T. Bang, Public Speaking.

• The Galvanic Shrine of Edidon: Power Plant, Ardents of Edison take shifts turning The Great Amber Wheel to produce electricity. Mother Ion leads the congregation. 

• The Chamber of Commerce/Tourism Board: Desperately trying to bolster the town into something more than it is, currently just made it into an iffy tourist trap.

• Rook’s Hashish Lounge- A hookah bar run by Roland Rook, a crowperson cowboy. Doesn’t really know what Hashish is, just stuffs random herbs into waterbongs and sees what happens.

• Crooner’s Saloon: A Karaoke bar, owner is notoriously bad at singing. Drinks are great though. Deaf Dan is here, so is Boblin the Goblin, Halifax the Thief-King, various students. Bartender is Petey the Parrot

• Cafe de la Lune: Near to townhall and the Rock, a cafe filled with small tables, chairs, checkers, outside seating and nearly no customers right now. Coffee comes from network of brass tubes and steamworks that take up most of the ceiling and the wall behind the counter. Run by married pair of scarab headed women, (Totally Khepri)

• Ma Lubbik’s Five and Dime: General store with most general goods you might need. Ma Lubbik wares exceptionally thick glasses and has homemade boiled sweets at the counter. Carries basic guns and ammunition. Keeps a secret stock of dynamite.

• The People Place: A temp hiring agency. Currently has a few students, a handful of roughnecks, The Mysterious Friend, and others. No staff, there is a coin operated tube that drops a lottery ball indicating who is available. 

• The Water Shop: Sells various waters, the owner is a Vodyanoy named Bolotnik, and sits in a bathtub in the middle of the store.

• See No Evil: Shop is completely dark, sells mildly cursed trinkets. Owner is exceptionally ugly, 

• Pawn Shop: Run by a trio of Mandrills, Marley, Harley, and Barley. The three of them are colored Gold, Silver, and Bronze.  

• Land Office: Currently selling plots of land, includes novelty plots of land on the moon, Mars, and Opponent Earth.staffed by Norbert Stroud who is...uncomfortably attentive.

• Tame Mimic Shop: Sells “tame” mimics that come in various forms. Current popular model is “Wooden Chair''.” Whole store is actually a mimic. Owner is Miss Faux, who is actually a mimic and the entire store.

• The Sounds Shop: Sells sounds on wax cylinders, owner is made of wax, talks through photographs. Mr. Fin, sort for Paraffin. Some cylinders contain spells, curses, or both.

• Telegraph Office: Next to Sounds Shop, Telegrapher has fractal hands and too many ears. No mouth. Fifty cents for a 10 word message from coast to coast.

• Tinkerer/Blacksmith: Jackie Pulpit, mostly does farrier work but can handle custom jobs and tinkers with specialty guns.

Encounter Table, Road between Craterton and Anywhere Else

1-6 Bandits

7. Many Legged Walrus

8. Springchicken

9. Gifthorse

10. Roadhog

11. Scapegoat

12. Swarm of Wild Manikins

13. Skeleton Jelly

14. Goddamn Goblins

15. Swerda

16. Humsloth

17. Novelty Zombie

18. Boneneedle Man

19. Maenads

20. Troll 50% Metastasized

Automated GLOG Sheet

Oh hey, I made an automated GLOG google sheets character sheet based on Skerples' Many Rats hack. Tell me what you think, tell me what you think needs added. Feel free to copy and edit however you like!

Gourmet Street Now Available!

That's right my hungry friends, Gourmet Street is now available on Itch.Io! Those of you who backed the kickstarter should have received your key this morning and those of you who missed out on the kickstarter now have a chance to buy it!

https://theunlawfulneutral.itch.io/gourmet-street-fantasy-food

•  A New Setting! - Gourmet Street, a collection of scattered and bizarrely connected alleyways, it seems to pop up in any settlement large enough to begin thinking of itself as a city. Stacked high in wood carts, laid out on intricate rugs, swimming in a myriad of sauces, food is the name of the game on Gourmet Street.
•  ONE MILLION Food Vendors and Menus! - Never eat the same thing twice! Generate from 8,000 possible unique food vendors and LITERALLY ONE MILLION possible dishes; ranging from Soft-shelled Crabman Sandwiches with Tzatziki sauce and Egg Coffee, to Myconid Zapiekanka in Pesto with a shot of Absinthe! 
•  Food Factions! - From the hyper-radical (and slightly deranged) Neuvo Gastro-Alchemists, to the fanatical and militant Vinegar Knights, the food factions each come with their own wants, goals, and boons, IF you choose to serve them...
•  A One-Page Adventure: ESCAPE FROM GOURMET STREET! Help a pair (or trio) of star-crossed lovers escape from Gourmet Street in a Snake-and-Ladders inspired chase! Fend off rival lovers, food cart brawls and escaped dishes as you dash through the alleys of Gourmet Street!
•  And More! Monsters, magic items, and cookbooks for both Players and GMs to use and abuse!

d100 Phobias

Oh hey, Magnus Archives is back. Lets celebrate with a list of weird niche phobias.

Roll	Phobia
1	Sticky Fingers
2	Long nails
3	Clacking teeth
4	Water
5	Large spaces
6	Small Spaces
7	Being crowded
8	Being alone
9	Being a tulpa
10	Clowns, but specifically ones not currently dressed as clowns
11	Being followed by, but not attacked by, polar bears
12	Being hated for reasons you were once loved
13	Falling into a crevasse
14	Human-like figures
15	Puppies
16	Those fish in Korean foot spas
17	Quilts with mismatching squares
18	Cat bean toes
19	Holes
20	Piles of leaves
21	People crunching ice cubes
22	Tadpoles
23	Human-like animals
24	Animal-like Humans
25	C# note
26	Matryoshka Dolls
27	Anything spherical
28	Religious iconography
29	The fact so many things taste like chicken
30	Maths (Common among druids)
31	Horses (and anything close to them)
32	Impossible Colors ( Stygian Blue for example)
33	The consistency of cottage cheese
34	Doppelgangers
35	Fire
36	Alliteration
37	Tiny people living in the walls
38	Being found dead in an embarrassing position
39	Dim light, not darkness, just dim
40	Of being a matryoshka doll
41	Grease
42	Spirals
43	Finding a hole perfect for you
44	Fish rising from the sea and taking over
45	Mosquitos
46	Things living inside furniture
47	Skeletons, but only the ones still inside people
48	Holidays without an apparently religious purpose
49	Your own reflection
50	Being selected for an epic quest
51	Never being selected for an epic quest
52	Tests of any kind
53	Eggs
54	Buer
55	Attractive doctors
56	Voiding yourself in public
57	Any music more energetic than smooth jazz
58	Aging
59	Disease
60	Getting caught in your own web of lies
61	MEAT
62	The Unknown
63	Being controlled
64	Unpredictable violence
65	Predictable violence
66	Descending into madness and not knowing it
67	Descending into madness and very much knowing it
68	Death
69	Perverse jokes
70	The Dark
71	Bright Light
72	Magic (the sleight of hand kind)
73	Magic (the real kind)
74	Long words
75	Short words
76	Opposable thumbs
77	The word “It”
78	Forgetting anything
79	Losing any part of yourself (skin flakes and snot included)
80	Not being able to go back to your old career
81	Having to go back to your old career
82	Being recognized in a crowd
83	All of the supposedly good bacteria
84	The inevitable progression of entropy
85	The possibility that there is no intrinsic meaning in the world
86	The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the world, and you’re wrong about it
87	The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the word, and you’re right about it.
88	Being attacked while bathing
89	Topiary
90	Artificial light sources
91	The eyes on goats, sheep, and octopuses
92	The sounds hear in perfect silence
93	Waking up in an ice bath with missing organs
94	Waking up in a cornfield with extra organs
95	Contracts (and probably Lawyers)
96	Patterns, especially on undergarments
97	The sound of bells
98	Fungi, molds, and any related byproducts
99	Realizing that you are in a dream but being unable to wake up
100	Your whole life actually being a game.