These folks, just with more eldritch appendages and auxiliary mouths. |
Okay, so we have Princes and we have Kings, what about everything else? Well, what is royalty without a court of hangers on, landed gentry, and conniving aristocracy? So, we've got courtiers and Lesser Nobility. They don't rule over aspects of reality as the Kings and Princes do, they are more like the means by which they rule. If you had Wizard Vision, you would probably see the Marquis of Leg Lifting and its Knights ensuring that your dog is peeing correctly or the Earl of Earwax measuring the amount of cerumen in the Princess' ears. Mind you, not everyone in a Court is a Courtier. The itinerant Fools who wander between court to court are what we mortals typically refer to as Gods, and they have nothing to do with the way the world works.
See that monkey? That is who collects your prayers. Cobbled Skald by Kieth Thompson |
Roll
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Title
|
Domain
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1
|
Abbot
|
Acne
|
2
|
Admiral
|
Arms
|
3
|
Allamah
|
Bad Hairdye Jobs
|
4
|
Archbishop
|
Bent Playing Cards
|
5
|
Archdeacon
|
Bones
|
6
|
Archduke
|
Book Glue
|
7
|
Archon
|
Chips
|
8
|
Archpriest
|
Clips
|
9
|
Baron
|
Cobwebs
|
10
|
Baronet
|
Copper Wire
|
11
|
Bey
|
Corks
|
12
|
Bishop
|
Crumpled Hats
|
13
|
Burgermeister
|
Déjà vu
|
14
|
Captain
|
Deflated Balls
|
15
|
Cardinal
|
Delayed Punchlines
|
16
|
Chairperson
|
Discarded Skin
|
17
|
Chamberlain
|
Dregs of Leftovers
|
18
|
Chancellor
|
Drunken Notes to Yourself
|
19
|
Chief
|
Earwax
|
20
|
Colonel
|
Earworms
|
21
|
Commander
|
Erotic Salt/Pepper Shakers
|
22
|
Constable
|
Explained Itches
|
23
|
Corporal
|
Eye Floaters
|
24
|
Corrector
|
Eyes
|
25
|
Councillor
|
Faded Drawings
|
26
|
Count
|
Fake Banana Flavor
|
27
|
Dàifu
|
Fingerprints on Glasses
|
28
|
Deacon
|
Flavor of Electricity
|
29
|
Dean
|
Flotsom
|
30
|
Doctor
|
Flying in Dreams
|
31
|
Don
|
Forgetting Dreams
|
32
|
Duke
|
Frustrating Sticky Things
|
33
|
Earl
|
Funny Bone Reactions
|
34
|
Earl Marshal
|
Half-Lives
|
35
|
Elder
|
Homemade Knit Sweaters
|
36
|
Esquire
|
Idealized Crushes
|
37
|
Evangelist
|
Inescapable Halitosis
|
38
|
Faqih
|
Insomniatic Eureka Moments
|
39
|
Fellow
|
Jamais vu
|
40
|
Foreign minister
|
Jetsam
|
41
|
General
|
Kazoos
|
42
|
Gong
|
Legs
|
43
|
Goodperson
|
Loose Change
|
44
|
Governor
|
Lost Left Socks
|
45
|
Grand Admiral
|
Meat Byproducts
|
46
|
Grand duke
|
Metallic Tastes
|
47
|
Grand Master
|
Mildew Smells
|
48
|
Hadrat
|
Missing Checkers Pieces
|
49
|
Herald
|
Missing, but Important Documents
|
50
|
Hidalgo
|
Mistletoe
|
51
|
Imam
|
Moldy, but Salvageable Food
|
52
|
Inquisitor
|
Molting
|
53
|
Junior Technician
|
Non-wet Dog Smell
|
54
|
Keeper
|
Once Met
|
55
|
Khawaja
|
Overly Ornate Silverware
|
56
|
Knight
|
Overstuffed Containers
|
57
|
Laoshi
|
Paper Scraps
|
58
|
Lieutenant
|
Parallax
|
59
|
Lord
|
Perfectly Crisp Bacon
|
60
|
Magister
|
Popping Joints
|
61
|
Majordomo
|
Presque vu
|
62
|
Mandarin
|
Pretty Stones
|
63
|
Marquis
|
Random Goosebumps
|
64
|
Mayor
|
Random Embarrassing Memories
|
65
|
Mogul
|
Rennet
|
66
|
Monsignor
|
Rings You Can't Afford
|
67
|
Naib
|
Rote Behaviors
|
68
|
Prelate
|
Rusted Locks
|
69
|
Presbyter
|
Saliva
|
70
|
President
|
Sawdust
|
71
|
Primate
|
Shed eyelashes
|
72
|
Prime minister
|
Shedding
|
73
|
Pursuivant
|
Skipping Stones
|
74
|
Reader
|
Snapped Violin Strings
|
75
|
Reverend
|
Sneezes Caused by Light
|
76
|
Sacristan
|
Sore Teeth
|
77
|
Sahib
|
Spectacles
|
78
|
Saint
|
Spicy Food Regrets
|
79
|
Senator
|
Stagnant Water
|
80
|
Sergeant
|
Stones in Shoes
|
81
|
Sheik
|
Stubbed Toes
|
82
|
Shifu
|
Sweat
|
83
|
Shigong
|
Taxidermied Pets
|
84
|
Sir
|
The Glint of Gold
|
85
|
Squire
|
Things That Aren't Mint
|
86
|
Starosta
|
Tongues
|
87
|
Tenzo
|
Too Specific Lies
|
88
|
Tóngzhi
|
Travelling Dread
|
89
|
Tribune
|
Unexplained Itches
|
90
|
Venerable
|
Unintended Compliments
|
91
|
Vicar general
|
Unintended Insults
|
92
|
Viceroy
|
Unwarranted Animosity
|
93
|
Viscount
|
Vague Sense of Being Followed
|
94
|
Vizer
|
Vaguely humanoid representations
|
95
|
Voivode
|
Verrucas
|
96
|
Weiyuán
|
Very Slight Breezes
|
97
|
Xiansheng
|
Warped Reflections
|
98
|
Xiaozhang
|
Waving Back to Strangers
|
99
|
Zhuxi
|
Wet Dog Smell
|
100
|
Zongshi
|
Words on the tip of your tongue
|
This, just so dense that you can't see your hands. |
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