Sunday, July 7, 2019

d100 Tantalizing Tomes, Bewitching Books, and Glorious Grimoires


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Author/Genre
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Goody Mooncup
2
Dak the Dim
3
Professor Grozug G. Goblin
4
Avaline Romances
5
Cookbooks
6
True Crime
7
Survival
8
Medical Pamphlets
9
Magic Texts
10
Misc

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Goody Mooncup- Self Help Guides of a Witchy Nature
1
How Necromancy Saved My Marriage
2
Owls, Howls, and Bowels: Distressing Sounds and How to Cure Them.
3
Joy of Potioncraft
4
Witch Hazel and You: 101 Uses You've Heard, 24 You Haven't
5
Masters of Hex
6
7 Habits of Highly Effective Poisoners
7
How to Win Fiends and Influence Fishpeople
8
What To Say When You Talk To Your Doppleganger
9
Applied Abraxian Numerology for Dummies
10
Art of the Squeal

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Dak the Dim- Simple Picture books for simple adventurers.
1
SMASH AN’ CRUSH 
2
AN AX FOR ALL OCCASIONS
3
SQUISH: SMALL THINGS AN’ YOU
4
WHAT TO DO WHEN TRIP
5
DAK’S RECIPES FOR PAIN
6
BASHING BOOMY BASTARDS
7
BARBARIC YALPS: A GUIDE TO CHARM
8
HOW TO FITE GUD
9
LOINCLOTHS: THE MANLIEST GARMENT
10
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH

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Prof. Grozug Goblin- Textbooks for the aspiring Minion 
1
Fire: Fun or Frightening?
2
Five Fine Ways to Grovel
3
Finding Employment After the Dark Lord
4
Lessons from Lemmings
5
Please Don’t Hit Me; and Other Things to Say to Your Master
6
The Many Uses of Pits
7
Shifting Blame: The Path to Promotion
8
Effective Whimpering Techniques
9
How to Sleep While Standing
10
Learning from your Many Many Failures

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Avaline- Saucy Elven Romance Novels 
1
The Last Real Barbarian
2
The Forbidden Potion
3
Fifty Shades of Green
4
The Scarlet Robes
5
A Whisper in the Twilight
6
The Halfling’s Hidden Secret
7
The Hands of a Sorcerer
8
A Century of Seduction
9
The Immovable Rod
10
Ladies of the Lake


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Cookbooks
1
Dungeons Dives: Top 10 Underground Eats
2
Fear and Loathing in Flavortown 
3
Game or Fowl? Cooking with Owlbear 
4
Trash to Treasure- An Otyugh Cookbook
5
Moonshine and Toilet Wine, The Adventurers' Guide to Getting Shitfaced
6
Creepy Crawling Calzones
7
Sahuagin Sushi And Other Sentient Sensations
8
Hardly Hardtack, Eating Well on Two Coppers
9
50 Ways to Prepare Gruel
10
A Magic Mouthful: The Companion Cookbook to the Avaline Romances

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True Crime
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Shanked in the Street: Gang Violence in YOUR Town
2
In Green Blood
3
Fairy Fury
4
A Sword in the Dark: When Paladins Snap
5
Gorgons Gone Wild
6
Fractured Future: A Seer’s Curse
7
Golddigger
8
Witch Slapped
9
Inner Demons: When Possession Goes Too Far
10
Frantic Familiars: 10 Tales of Betrayal

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Survival
1
Don’t Drink Your Piss: Survival Tips That Maintain Your Dignity
2
Oh Shit! 10 Ways to Avoid Springing that Trap
3
Skeletons, Mummies, and Dead Folks Who Won’t Stay Dead
4
Leave It or Loot It? 
5
To Save or Not to Save? Dealing with Distressed Damsels
6
I Should Have Packed That: 35 Essential Items For Every Adventurer
7
A Dungeoneer’s Guide to Fungi
8
The Big Book of Beasts
9
IT’S A TRAP! A Guide to Trip Wires, Loose Flagstones, and Levers
10
The Adventurer’s Best Friend 

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Entirely Unmedical Pamphlets by The Kind Dr. Nicolas Zane D.Ed.
1
What’s that Rash?
2
Why am I Itchy?
3
Where did My Foot Go?
4
Should I Eat This?
5
Why is My Vomit Purple?
6
Why Bees?
7
Why is My Skin Coming Off?
8
Why am I on Fire?
9
Why am I a Frog?
10
What Should I Do With These Bodies?

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Magic Texts
1
The Arse Goetia: Demon Summoning for Assholes
2
Understanding Your Patron by Sotiria Dimopoulos
3
Bottling Up Your Emotions by Al K. Amist
4
Fashionable Phylacteries for the Discerning Lich
5
Thaumaturgical Aphorisms by Prilaxiom U. C. Vallance
6
Rubbings from the Thrice Damned Temple
7
The Virgin’s Guide to Tantric Rituals
8
Ten Magical Tunes for the Hurdy Gurdy
9
FIREBALL! 
10
The Book of Gaub

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Misc
1
Religious Pamphlet: Whores and Other Demons of the Tavern
2
Religious Pamphlet: Evil Spirits: The Dangers of Ale
3
Religious Pamphlet: Unfission: The Me in the You
4
The Goats Who Stare For Men by R.B. Litte
5
The Charcoal Burner’s Daughter
6
The Violet Lady: 20 Tales of Terror
7
A Wayfarer’s Guide to Carousing
8
Memoirs of a Goliard 
9
Growing Up Goblin: A Memoir
10
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