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Reason
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1
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I have a death wish the size of Jupiter!
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2
| I'm seeking the one! |
3
| I'm seeking The One! |
4
| I'm collecting headbands! |
5
| I'm building up good Karma for my next incarnation! |
6
| I'm paying off the bad Karma from my previous incarnation! |
7
| I have to gather a hoard to turn myself into a dragon! |
8
| I have to gather a horde and retake my stolen throne! |
9
| My collection of (1. Swords 2. Spells 3. Coins 4. Bananas) were stolen by a (1. Hellknight 2. Mad Wizad 3. Master Thief 4. Crocodile King) |
10
| I need to bring back (1. Food 2. Water 3. Weapons 4. Money) to my (1. Parents 2. Village 3. Master 4. Dimension) |
11
| This is what I'd do for a Klondike bar. |
12
| I am two goblins in a trench coat and I've gotten too deep, there is no going back now! |
13
| I am a (1. Wolf 2. Horse 3. Tree 4. Politician) cursed into human form. |
14
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My other bodies perished in the Grasslands and I seek to expand myself once again.
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15
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I was a skeleton but a botched resurrection covered me with flesh, now I have to do things like getting a job and eating!
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16
| I have delayed my ascension to help others on their journeys. |
17
| I have been sent here from beyond (1. Time/Space 2. The Grave) for an important mission. |
18
| I'm collecting information on this world to report to (1. The Creator 2. The Space Council 3. Azathoth 4. Gary Gygax) |
19
| I was transplanted here from another system (1. Tunnel Goons 2. Esoteric Enterprises 3. SEACAT 4. 6th Edition) |
20
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I'm paying off my student loans!
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21
| I want to share the song my people! (d o o t) |
22
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Its none of your damn business!
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23
| The Derro will find me if I don't keep moving! |
24
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The Derro instruct me to keep moving so I can find them!
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25
| I'm seeking the Stone Books to translate ancient Atlantean knowledge! |
26
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I blew up the Tomb of the Serpent Kings and now Xiximanter has a vendetta!
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27
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I am seeking to usurp the power of Moloch!
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28
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I fell through a wardrobe!
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29
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A wizard invited a bunch of dwarves to my house and now here I am!
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30
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My doppelganger is out there and I must slay them!
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31
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I'm a doppelganger and I must slay my counterpart!
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32
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I'm on the run from a bunch of tulpas!
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33
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I have this extremely embarrassing tattoo and I can't hold down any other jobs.
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34
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I am getting paid so much!
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35
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I did it on a dare!
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36
| I did it on a dare to avoid Truth in Truth or Dare! |
37
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The regular hero is sick and I'm the replacement!
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38
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Had to get away from an ex.
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39
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Someone one has to be the adult around here.
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40
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I was a wolf who was bitten by a human, now I'm a wereman and I need to find a cure!
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41
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Bigfeet ate my goats, gotta get revenge!
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42
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Smoked too much Christmas Cheer and now I'm here.
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43
| I went off the grid and I'm getting paid under the table for wetwork. |
44
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My beet farm went under and now I have to used my only other talent, bear wrestling.
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45
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I was born in a dungeon and I only feel comfortable in dark dank places.
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46
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I got very lost on my way to the bathroom!
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47
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My (1. Dog 2. Sibling 3. Love 4. Nipples) vanished and I'm looking for them.
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48
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Someone stole my skin!
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49
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A pterodactyl is chasing me (there's no pterodactyl)
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50
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I want to be the very best! (Like no one ever was)
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51
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I'm stuck in a time loop caused by pirated cable and an explosion!
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52
| I was conscripted into the Knights of Mars and now I must beat the daylights out of the non-believers! |
53
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This is all a dream and I'm sleepwalking!
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54
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I'm actively proving that fortune teller wrong!
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55
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I owe Goody Mooncup money!
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56
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All the cool kids are doing it!
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57
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I'm collecting bones for my etsy store!
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58
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This is the last stage of my exposure therapy!
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59
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I'm an escaped psychopath.
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60
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My bathtub came to life, walked me out here to the woods and dumped me out.
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61
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I was told this was going to be a wholesome romp through Ghilbi-esque hills!
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62
| The Wizard Police are after me for Copyright Infringement! |
63
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I want to prove myself worthy of (1. My Power 2. My Heirloom 3. My Family Name 4. Myself)
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64
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I seek a way to release the spirit bound to my ring.
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65
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I just broke free of a Charm and who are you people?
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66
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I was just unfrozen from cryostasis and the currency from my era is no longer accepted.
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67
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The ghost of my great grandmother won't leave me alone until I prove myself a hero.
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68
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An annoying talking animal keeps telling me I need to fine the moon princess.
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69
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I ate a unicorn and now I'm desperately trying to make up for it.
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70
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My parents were killed before my eyes and I seek eternal vengeance against evil doers.
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71
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A Circle of Druids abducted my dog.
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72
| I keep reliving this timeline until I complete my quest...only I forget what the quest is... |
73
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I'm a gonzo journalist and things just got weird.
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74
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I was marooned here by my rebellious airship crew after they found I was a fraud.
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75
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I went for a bushwee and my family left me behind.
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76
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I'm on a twelve step program and "clear a dungeon" is step 4 I guess?
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77
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I have to help my pal master the four elements.
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78
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I have no attention span and ooh look a goblin!
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79
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I wished upon a star to become a real [Insert Species] and now I gotta pay rent.
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80
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I am Skeleton Jelly!
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81
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My ex-boss kidnapped my boyfriend's mom!
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82
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I just ran out of shit to do!
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83
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I went out into the woods to deliver a pie to grandma, killed a wolf, got to like violence.
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84
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We defeated the monster attacking the village but it turned out capitalism was the real monster all along.
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85
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I want to live the adventurous childhood I never had.
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86
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They told me fresh air would be good for me, pretty certain this cave air isn't fresh...
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87
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Step Aerobics just wasn't enough of an exercise for me any longer.
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88
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I got kicked out of the band because my lyrics were too "philosophical."
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89
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I am looking for reasons to adventure for a big list I'm compiling.
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90
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A sociopathic craving for violence that only a high-fantasy adventure of indiscriminately murdering beastmen free of accountability can sate.
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91
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My fiance-to-be is very demanding!
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92
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My spouse has developed some very strange cravings...
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93
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I'm escaping the consequences of a Las Faegas shotgun wedding!
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94
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I'm looking for the person who fits this glass shoe.
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95
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I'm escaping an aristocrat with a thing for feet.
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96
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I have this glass shoe that doesn't fit me so I'm keeping it away from my humble but pretty stepsister!
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97
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They cut me out of a troll's stomach and now I have to find my way home!
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98
| I was in the latrine at a Ren Fair and when I came out I was here. |
99
| I'm just looking for a really good cup of coffee. |
100
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Roll twice, shake well, and come up with something yourself
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Sunday, August 23, 2020
Another 100 Reasons to Adventure
Folks liked he first one, here's another!
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