Sunday, August 23, 2020

Another 100 Reasons to Adventure

Folks liked he first one, here's another!



Roll
Reason
1
I have a death wish the size of Jupiter!
2
I'm seeking the one!
3
I'm seeking The One!
4
I'm collecting headbands
5
I'm building up good Karma for my next incarnation!
6
I'm paying off the bad Karma from my previous incarnation!
7
I have to gather a hoard to turn myself into a dragon!
8
I have to gather a horde and retake my stolen throne!
9
My collection of (1. Swords 2. Spells 3. Coins 4. Bananas) were stolen by a (1. Hellknight 2. Mad Wizad 3. Master Thief 4. Crocodile King)
10
I need to bring back (1. Food 2. Water 3. Weapons 4. Money) to my (1. Parents 2. Village 3. Master 4. Dimension)
11
This is what I'd do for a Klondike bar.
12
I am two goblins in a trench coat and I've gotten too deep, there is no going back now!
13
I am a (1. Wolf 2. Horse 3. Tree 4. Politician) cursed into human form. 
14
My other bodies perished in the Grasslands and I seek to expand myself once again.
15
I was a skeleton but a botched resurrection covered me with flesh, now I have to do things like getting a job and eating! 
16
I have delayed my ascension to help others on their journeys. 
17
I have been sent here from beyond (1. Time/Space 2. The Grave) for an important mission. 
18
I'm collecting information on this world to report to (1. The Creator 2. The Space Council 3. Azathoth 4. Gary Gygax)
19
I was transplanted here from another system (1. Tunnel Goons 2. Esoteric Enterprises 3. SEACAT 4. 6th Edition) 
20
I'm paying off my student loans!
21
I want to share the song my people! (d o o t)
22
Its none of your damn business!
23
The Derro will find me if I don't keep moving!
24
The Derro instruct me to keep moving so I can find them!
25
I'm seeking the Stone Books to translate ancient Atlantean knowledge! 
26
I blew up the Tomb of the Serpent Kings and now Xiximanter has a vendetta!
27
I am seeking to usurp the power of Moloch!
28
I fell through a wardrobe! 
29
A wizard invited a bunch of dwarves to my house and now here I am!
30
My doppelganger is out there and I must slay them!
31
I'm a doppelganger and I must slay my counterpart!
32
I'm on the run from a bunch of tulpas!
33
I have this extremely embarrassing tattoo and I can't hold down any other jobs. 
34
I am getting paid so much!
35
I did it on a dare!
36
I did it on a dare to avoid Truth in Truth or Dare!
37
The regular hero is sick and I'm the replacement!
38
Had to get away from an ex. 
39
Someone one has to be the adult around here.
40
I was a wolf who was bitten by a human, now I'm a wereman and I need to find a cure!
41
Bigfeet ate my goats, gotta get revenge!
42
Smoked too much Christmas Cheer and now I'm here. 
43
I went off the grid and I'm getting paid under the table for wetwork. 
44
My beet farm went under and now I have to used my only other talent, bear wrestling. 
45
I was born in a dungeon and I only feel comfortable in dark dank places. 
46
I got very lost on my way to the bathroom! 
47
My (1. Dog 2. Sibling 3. Love 4. Nipples) vanished and I'm looking for them. 
48
Someone stole my skin!
49
A pterodactyl is chasing me (there's no pterodactyl) 
50
I want to be the very best! (Like no one ever was)
51
I'm stuck in a time loop caused by pirated cable and an explosion! 
52
I was conscripted into the Knights of Mars and now I must beat the daylights out of the non-believers!
53
This is all a dream and I'm sleepwalking!
54
I'm actively proving that fortune teller wrong!
55
I owe Goody Mooncup money!
56
All the cool kids are doing it!
57
I'm collecting bones for my etsy store! 
58
This is the last stage of my exposure therapy!
59
I'm an escaped psychopath. 
60
My bathtub came to life, walked me out here to the woods and dumped me out. 
61
I was told this was going to be a wholesome romp through Ghilbi-esque hills!
62
The Wizard Police are after me for Copyright Infringement!
63
I want to prove myself worthy of (1. My Power 2. My Heirloom 3. My Family Name 4. Myself)
64
I seek a way to release the spirit bound to my ring. 
65
I just broke free of a Charm and who are you people?
66
I was just unfrozen from cryostasis and the currency from my era is no longer accepted.
67
The ghost of my great grandmother won't leave me alone until I prove myself a hero. 
68
An annoying talking animal keeps telling me I need to fine the moon princess. 
69
I ate a unicorn and now I'm desperately trying to make up for it.
70
My parents were killed before my eyes and I seek eternal vengeance against evil doers.
71
A Circle of Druids abducted my dog. 
72
I keep reliving this timeline until I complete my quest...only I forget what the quest is...
73
I'm a gonzo journalist and things just got weird. 
74
I was marooned here by my rebellious airship crew after they found I was a fraud.
75
I went for a bushwee and my family left me behind. 
76
I'm on a twelve step program and "clear a dungeon" is step 4 I guess?
77
I have to help my pal master the four elements. 
78
I have no attention span and ooh look a goblin! 
79
I wished upon a star to become a real [Insert Species] and now I gotta pay rent. 
80
I am Skeleton Jelly!
81
My ex-boss kidnapped my boyfriend's mom! 
82
I just ran out of shit to do!
83
I went out into the woods to deliver a pie to grandma, killed a wolf, got to like violence. 
84
We defeated the monster attacking the village but it turned out capitalism was the real monster all along. 
85
I want to live the adventurous childhood I never had.
86
They told me fresh air would be good for me, pretty certain this cave air isn't fresh...
87
Step Aerobics just wasn't enough of an exercise for me any longer.   
88
I got kicked out of the band because my lyrics were too "philosophical."
89
I am looking for reasons to adventure for a big list I'm compiling. 
90
A sociopathic craving for violence that only a high-fantasy adventure of indiscriminately murdering beastmen free of accountability can sate.
91
My fiance-to-be is very demanding!
92
My spouse has developed some very strange cravings...
93
I'm escaping the consequences of a Las Faegas shotgun wedding!
94
I'm looking for the person who fits this glass shoe. 
95
I'm escaping an aristocrat with a thing for feet.
96
I have this glass shoe that doesn't fit me so I'm keeping it away from my humble but pretty stepsister!
97
They cut me out of a troll's stomach and now I have to find my way home!
98
I was in the latrine at a Ren Fair and when I came out I was here.
99
I'm just looking for a really good cup of coffee.
100
Roll twice, shake well, and come up with something yourself

4 comments:

  1. Las Faegas might be the best thing I have read all day. Perfection.

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  2. The king of gonzo tables feeds us peasants once again

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  3. This is fully amazing. Thank you very much!

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