Oh hey, Magnus Archives is back. Lets celebrate with a list of weird niche phobias.
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Phobia
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1
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Sticky Fingers
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2
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Long nails
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3
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Clacking teeth
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4
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Water
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5
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Large spaces
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6
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Small Spaces
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7
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Being crowded
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8
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Being alone
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9
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Being a tulpa
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10
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Clowns, but specifically ones not currently dressed as clowns
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11
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Being followed by, but not attacked by, polar bears
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12
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Being hated for reasons you were once loved
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13
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Falling into a crevasse
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14
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Human-like figures
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15
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Puppies
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16
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Those fish in Korean foot spas
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17
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Quilts with mismatching squares
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18
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Cat bean toes
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19
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Holes
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20
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Piles of leaves
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21
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People crunching ice cubes
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22
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Tadpoles
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23
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Human-like animals
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24
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Animal-like Humans
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25
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C# note
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26
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Matryoshka Dolls
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27
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Anything spherical
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28
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Religious iconography
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29
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The fact so many things taste like chicken
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30
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Maths (Common among druids)
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31
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Horses (and anything close to them)
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32
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Impossible Colors ( Stygian Blue for example)
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33
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The consistency of cottage cheese
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34
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Doppelgangers
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35
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Fire
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36
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Alliteration
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37
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Tiny people living in the walls
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38
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Being found dead in an embarrassing position
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39
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Dim light, not darkness, just dim
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40
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Of being a matryoshka doll
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41
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Grease
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42
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Spirals
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43
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Finding a hole perfect for you
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44
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Fish rising from the sea and taking over
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45
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Mosquitos
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46
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Things living inside furniture
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47
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Skeletons, but only the ones still inside people
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48
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Holidays without an apparently religious purpose
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49
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Your own reflection
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50
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Being selected for an epic quest
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51
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Never being selected for an epic quest
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52
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Tests of any kind
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53
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Eggs
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54
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Buer
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55
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Attractive doctors
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56
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Voiding yourself in public
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57
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Any music more energetic than smooth jazz
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58
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Aging
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59
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Disease
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60
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Getting caught in your own web of lies
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61
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MEAT
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62
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The Unknown
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63
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Being controlled
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64
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Unpredictable violence
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65
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Predictable violence
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66
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Descending into madness and not knowing it
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67
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Descending into madness and very much knowing it
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68
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Death
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69
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Perverse jokes
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70
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The Dark
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71
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Bright Light
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72
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Magic (the sleight of hand kind)
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73
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Magic (the real kind)
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74
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Long words
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75
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Short words
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76
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Opposable thumbs
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77
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The word “It”
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78
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Forgetting anything
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79
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Losing any part of yourself (skin flakes and snot included)
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80
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Not being able to go back to your old career
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81
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Having to go back to your old career
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82
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Being recognized in a crowd
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83
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All of the supposedly good bacteria
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84
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The inevitable progression of entropy
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85
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The possibility that there is no intrinsic meaning in the world
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86
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The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the world, and you’re wrong about it
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87
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The possibility there is intrinsic meaning in the word, and you’re right about it.
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88
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Being attacked while bathing
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89
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Topiary
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90
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Artificial light sources
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91
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The eyes on goats, sheep, and octopuses
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92
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The sounds hear in perfect silence
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93
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Waking up in an ice bath with missing organs
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94
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Waking up in a cornfield with extra organs
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95
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Contracts (and probably Lawyers)
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96
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Patterns, especially on undergarments
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97
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The sound of bells
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98
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Fungi, molds, and any related byproducts
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99
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Realizing that you are in a dream but being unable to wake up
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100
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Your whole life actually being a game.
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